It's just NC's. Nothing much. ;D

Alina Phang 凯思.

2010-11-27T01:35:00.000+08:00

I love her so.

Justify.

2010-10-02T01:49:00.002+08:00

I know i haven't been posting and all... But.... It's really hard to think of a post to rant about when i have a new outlet now. =P

I guess the need to blog spawned from the necessity to talk about the stuff in my noggin. And now that i have a pair of ears that listens, and an intellect to engage with, my noggin juices gets channeled away...

So... I guess i'll see you when i see you Blogger...! =X

Even Buddha Has Issues With Boredom.! =O

2010-07-29T00:37:00.003+08:00

Ennui has made more gamblers than avarice, more drunkards than thirst, and perhaps as many suicides as despair.
Buddha

This really speaks out to me... I.HATE.BOREDOM.

Rugrat.

2010-07-21T00:32:00.000+08:00

Grew up a little inside.

Diddly-Dee Potatoes..!

2010-07-18T16:56:00.003+08:00

Been feeling really Celtic-ish lately... The Corrs... Celtic Thunder... Celtic Women...

In a Leprechuan-ish accent, : "Tis a sign that me has to relearn tha violin.... Diddly-dee potatoes..!"

A Room A Father Can Be Proud Of.

2010-07-18T16:45:00.003+08:00

Thing is, after every major assignment, my room would be in totally state of disarray... I have this awesome/fucked up habit of throwing waste paper around me. HAHAHA.! Awesome cause... It feels dam great just throwing your waste around with a disregard to the consequence.. =X

Just took the time to clean it up a little today... And it's CLEAN. By stereotypical male standards.. =o. Meh. Technicalities. ;)

Feel The Rush~

2010-07-18T16:43:00.003+08:00

Ah man..! Two modules in one day...! Managed to hit the dateline on the dot..! That was a fun run... xD

Fail.

2010-07-06T18:31:00.003+08:00

"Why is it that some people ask for advise, but just refuses to listen to it at the very end.?"

"Why is it that some people bitch and whine but refuse to step up and do anything about it.?"

"Why is it that some people out there don't honor their own words.?"

"Why are there so many dumbasses in this world.?"

Saw this today and i felt like buying it just to stamp on each and everyone of those idiots.

I Wasn't Wearing My Spectacles...

2010-06-30T23:36:00.002+08:00

So all saw wasn't really through rose tinted glasses... =)

ROFL. Quit Being A Pussy.

2010-06-29T02:03:00.003+08:00

MEH. Know what NC, just grow a fucking pair of sac and take things as they come as usual. It got you this far and well into life, so you must have been doing something right...

So... FUCK YEAH. >=D

It Is Spring, But I Fear Of Summer.

2010-06-29T01:52:00.005+08:00

Never felt this scared about the future before. Creepy. =/ Guess that's the downside of loving the present so much...

Letters To Stars : Celtic Thunder.

2010-06-24T01:05:00.002+08:00

Dear Celtic Thunder, please don't kid yourself. Not man alive can pull off a suit with a kilt... That's just plain wrong.

It's one thing to have cultural pride, it's another to look bleeding dumb. Why don't you guys epitomize your Irish blood by fighting or drinking whilst singing..? May work.? *Innocent eyes*

Love, NC.

Techno Courtship Ritual Of Love.

2010-06-21T11:42:00.003+08:00

With the current tide of technology rising up on us so rapidly, it's not surprising that electronic gadgets intermingles and are becoming part and parcel of our lives. As convenient as it is, at what expense of our lifestyle would it take its toll on...?

Love.

The thing is, with the advances of technology, romantic gestures evolves along with it. The act of serenading can be simple replaced by embedding a music video on Facebook and dedicated to anyone you wish.
Love letters.? Nah, just email it.
The truth is... The very essence of a romantic gesture is... How much bloody trouble you got to put yourself through just to make it work. If they had it meter for measuring romance in any single act, it'd be directly proportionate to the amount of sweat, curses and frustration.

And, gadgets just make it too dam easy to please anybody at all. So smart up and get creative~

Peter Pan Syndrome.

2010-06-20T02:54:00.002+08:00

I had a minor freakout after seeing this comment on a video of Semisonic - Singing In My Sleep.

It felt as though my whole life that has passed and the part of my life that haven't passed flashed pass my eyes and i was an old man with a crown of white hair.

Eerie shizzles. I'm kinda scared and i don't wanna grow up. =/

Men Is Poor Without Knowledge.

2010-06-14T11:00:00.003+08:00

Sorry for not updating much... I have to admit, i've gotten real sloppy and lazy.Well... On the other hand, i just had an interesting encounter with a taxi driver on the way home last night.

When i got in, he was speaking surprisingly fluent English (No offense to the other cabbies out there who doesn't..!) and after engaging with him in small talk... I kinda found myself thinking, : "Damn.... This guy is pretty dam well learned." So naturally, i went ahead to complement him about it.

And he told me, : "Due to the nature of my old job, i have to be well-learned." Which kind of piqued my curiosity so i probed a little further. Turns out, the withered old man driving a cabby was actually a civil servant for the government last time, and he was doing Research and Development for technology. Military defense technology to be precise.

I got a little impudent and said, : "What is a man of your stature doing driving a cab...?" Turns out the nature of his job requires him to retire early. Which got me thinking, : "What a sad fucking world."

A man with his wealth of knowledge could prove to be so beneficial but he got restrained by the very superficial "ritual" of booting out the old. And instead, we are forced to accept the fact that we would need to rely more younger "foreign talents" for experience.

ALRIGHT... I'm done with my Ah-Pek-Kopitiam-Ranting.

Relapse.

2010-05-20T20:56:00.002+08:00

"I knew it i knew it i knew it i knew it i knew it was going to happen. Yet couldn't help myself. Haha.! What a fucking joke NC. Meh. Just grit your teeth and fucking walk."

Don't Falter NC...

2010-05-15T01:31:00.003+08:00

You know what. After typing the title. I realised. Fuck it. I don't even feel like doing this.

Right Back At Cha Big Guy...!

2010-05-10T19:35:00.003+08:00

"You know... If there was a God. I think i kinda like him. Judging by how some things in my day turned out, that guy has a great sense of humor. "

To Breath, Drink, Eat And Live Design.

2010-05-09T01:10:00.003+08:00

"It just occurred to me that sometimes, I REALLY need to shut up and stop talking about design."

The Crux Of Twilight.

2010-05-03T23:01:00.001+08:00

Can you say FULL-OF-WIN...? xD

Hey NC..? Is This Glass Half Empty or Half Full..?

2010-05-03T02:05:00.002+08:00

"WHAT THE HELL IS IN THAT GLASS.? Is that the liquid they use for diapers and sanitary pad commercials..?"

The Speak FUCKING Good English Campaign.

2010-04-29T00:52:00.005+08:00

Lets face it. It AIN'T working. Why.? Well.. They're taking it in the WRONG DIRECTION...!

Getting a bunch of local laymen or celebrities that are fluent in English isn't going to do SHIT for us...

Come on...! What do you expect us to do.? Do you expect us to go, "Oh my~ They speak so effing well~ I better make the effort to be JUST-LIKE-THEM~"Piss off... Wanna impress me.? Go grab a fish monger off a random wet market and make him quote Macbeth for me.
Wanna get the TRUE BLUE LOCALS to speak English.? REPLACE ALL THE DIALECT VULGARITIES WITH IT'S ENGLISH COUNTER-PARTS.

Soon, everything will fall into place, and you'll have the Aunty collecting soda cans asking around for "cylindrical aluminium alloy fluid containment apparatus" instead.

I Spy With My Little E-WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT.?!

2010-04-25T19:25:00.003+08:00

ROFL. Yup. That's what i saw on the MRT as i was making my way home.

Nope, they aren't doing a Singapore rendition of the Prince And The Pauper.

No... His not TOO POOR TO BUY SHOES.... Judging from his top wear... That dude, is just plain... "AVANT GARDE".... *Kowtow*

What If Jack Never Chopped The Beanstalk....?

2010-04-24T00:18:00.004+08:00

Do you know which one of my work I'd like to be my best...?

The next one.

FREE BEASTIALITY PORN.!!! Not.

2010-04-21T19:51:00.003+08:00

Little Bo Peep~
Lost her- OH SHIT.

I wished i had a smart ass comment for this... I REALLY DO... But alas. I've met my match in randomness...

You know... I don't think girls like unicorns THAT much for this to work buddy...

THIS IS JUST PLAIN GENIUS.. xD

OH HEY..! IT'S PARIS HIL- Oh wait. My bad.

Oh god... Tila Tequila just looks SO DAM HOT in that black fur coat....

Haiku From A Cynic's Mind.

2010-04-21T19:46:00.002+08:00

You are so stupid,
redundant oxygen thief.
Please kill yourself now.

ROFL. Always wanted to try doing a haiku. And it's PERFECT.! Now i have a literary work to describe how i feel bout most of the people out there.!

Hiatus.

2010-02-28T23:19:00.003+08:00

CRACK THE CODES EINSTEINS....!

Insignificance Feels Good For Once.

2010-02-28T19:44:00.003+08:00

I don't know about you guys but.... This thought always hijacks my mind whenever I'm feeling down, not that I'm feeling down now but just wanted to get this off..! Just to see if this is normal, or it's just me...
There are times, when we feel the weight of our burdens just crashing down on us, but just take a step back, and look around.
Just the thought of this cheers me up each time. Not that I'm sadistic and enjoy the fact that there are people around me suffering. But it's more along the line of.... My problems seems so insignificant.
However... It looks like this is one aspect that the humans are inferior to our lil friends eh.?

Superhuman.

2010-02-21T01:52:00.002+08:00

I'm starting to think my water's being drugged.... I keep thinking that I'm a Superhuman. I actually found myself thinking, "HMM.... Getting hit by a car doesn't look that pain... I think I'd prolly get some scratches that's all..."

HMMM...... I don't think i should risk it. ROFL.

My Friend Raphael Koh. Faster Than a Speeding Bullet.

2010-02-11T22:23:00.004+08:00

Once upon a time... In a land far faraway.... An industrial design class was having a presentation....

Raphael : "The Zippo lighter is so sturdy that it deflected a bullet before....!"

NC (whispers to Raphael.) : "Throw the Zippo lighter down to show them how sturdy it is....!"

*Raphael baseball pitches NC's Zippo lighter down on the floor*

*Zippo Lighter breaks into 2*

*Class stunned and in silence....*

*NC walks up to Raphael.*

NC (announces loudly to class.) : "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.... MY GROUPMATE RAPHAEL...! FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET."

ROFLMAOL.! EPIC PRESENTATION.

Racial Stereotypes Exist For A Reason.

2010-02-10T22:00:00.005+08:00

ROFL.! OK. EPIC NC MOMENT TODAY. AHAHAHAHAH

Ok. I had my Ergonomics test earlier. And my AWESOME TEACHER, dropped a bomb on us.

"From which language does the word "Ergonomics" derives from.?"

A. French
B. Latin
C. Greek
D. Italian

OK. WHO THE HELL WOULD EXPECT SOMETHING LIKE THAT IN AN ERGONOMICS TEST.?! AHAHA.!

BUT... MUAHAHAHAHA. NC HAD TO USE HIS SUPER DETECTIVE INTUITION... (A.K.A. Hyper Stereotyping Racism.) AHAHA.!

I was thinking... HMMM..... The French...
NAH. They're prolly too caught up drinking wine, eating cheese and womanizing....!
ROFL.

HMM... The Latins...
Aren't those guys the literature freaks.? What the hell would they know about human anatomy, physiology and psychology..?!

The Italians...
NAH. They're prolly to busy stuffing their face with pizza or something.!

IT MUST BE THE GREEKS.... ONLY THEY ARE THE SMART ONE OF THE LOT TO BE ABLE TO PULL THIS ERGONOMICS THING OFF..

They have BRILLIANT thinkers like Socrates... Archimedes.... Plato.... ITS DEFINITELY THEM.

So i slammed that down as my answer. Got home. Flipped the book open. Booyah. (Y)

"Its name comes from the Greek words Ergon which means "work" and nomos which means law."

Blow Away The Sands Of Time.

2010-01-31T18:34:00.004+08:00

Please let the next two weeks pass fast.... I need an escape. A nice long one.

Free Stress PAUL For All Design Students..!!!

2010-01-29T01:06:00.003+08:00

I'm guessing pretty much every SDN student is shitting their pants right now due to workload...

Never really understood the concept of stressing... I guess I'm too laid back for my own good. WOULD BE FUCKING FUNNY AND IRONIC IF I FUCK THIS SEM UP.! ROFL.! NO SURPRISES IF I DO TO BE HONEST...

Anyways.... HERE'S A STRESS PAUL FOR YOU GUYS RIPPING YOUR HAIR OFF YOUR FOLLICLES. All the best..! ;)

Geek Logik.

2010-01-25T20:50:00.003+08:00

Hokay. For those out there that watched The Big Bang Theory. Remember the "Friendship Algorithm" that Sheldon drew out..?

Guess what, i found a REAL LIFE SHELDON. Kinda. Sorta... >.>..

His name is Garth Sundem and his the author of Geek Logik. That book contains mathematical equations to answering the lil mundane questions in life. xD (Quite a good looking geek huh..? O.O..)

"Do You Stand A Snowball's Chance In Hell With Her.?"

This is one of the featured question answers...! His a REAL LIFE SHELDON.! =O

The Creeper.

2010-01-25T20:10:00.002+08:00

Ah... That emotional co-dependence is back....

Love it.? Hate it.? Miss it.? Ah i don't know. I just know its scary.

Bitten Off More Than He Could Chew.

2010-01-25T01:10:00.003+08:00

URGH. Design saturation is a BITCH. I wish my noggin was a snake... That way it wouldn't be so effing clogged up. This is going to be a LONG NIGHT.....

Picture Perfect.

2010-01-21T22:10:00.003+08:00

OMG... IT'S BACK AGAIN.... THIS... THIS INSATIABLE URGE TO... DO PHOTOGRAPHY...! D:

P.S. : Please any kind stranger. GIVE ME A DSLR....

The Gospel Truth.

2010-01-19T20:37:00.004+08:00

You know whats worst than being delusional.? Knowing that you're delusional. Nothing like a good kick in the mental nuts. Haha.!

I Spy With My Little E-WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT.?!

2010-01-16T00:48:00.003+08:00

Ah man.... I bought the wrong type of wax... I wanted MATT TYPE. Not MAT TYPE....

Well... That explains the sudden urges to shuffle and buy jade... SIOLX... ROFL

I Spy With My Little E-WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT.?!

2010-01-16T00:46:00.001+08:00

HMM..... I'm guessing they don't sell sanitary pads there huh...?

Amelia Earhart The Thumbdrive.

2010-01-12T02:52:00.004+08:00

THUMB DRIVES.... The Amelia Earhart/ Atlantis/ El Dorado of the electronic world...

As if we aren't having enough trouble trying to keep our already small thumb drives from being lost. SOME GENIUSES CREATED A THUMB DRIVE... Smaller than a thumb.

"The Elecom MF-SU2 USB Thumb Key measures 18mm by 15mm x 7mm and weighs in at a tiny 2.5g,"

If i ever have one of that, I'm going to need to implant that up my ass just so i don't lose it. And if i ever need to use it... Just squeeze a wee fart and HEY PRESTO.! Quaint huh.? xD

Defibrillated.

2010-01-12T02:32:00.004+08:00

"Oh my god... HIS NOT BREATHING.! SET UP THE DEFIBRILLATORS.! HURRY.! WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME..""ONE... TWO.... THREE.... CLEAR.!"

"BOOM.!"

*Machine whirs and slowly charge up for the next electric pulse..*

"OKAY.. HIS COMING TO... BACK OFF... GIVE THE MAN SOME AIR.."

Yup... Imma try my BESTEST BEST TO BLOG MORE OFTEN... I don't want this blog to die...! D: So I'll try to make a mini post every now and then... STAY TUNE..!

New Year's Resolution 2010...!

2009-12-31T22:06:00.002+08:00

-Live.

- Laugh.

- Love.

- ~~Try to start~~ START jogging at least 3 times a week during Semester Break.

I guess... That's about it.!

iLife.

2009-12-29T14:37:00.002+08:00

Life before the internet felt like The Land Before Time huh.? Man... Trying to remember what we used to do before Youtube came out... Any idea anyone...?!

Climbing Up The Cast...

2009-11-29T02:56:00.002+08:00

Highest

Haute Couture
Tailored To Look Like Humans
Retarded Alien Avant Garde
Mod to Personalise (Aiming here.)
Budget But Bitchin'
Mod To Copy
Jeans As Staple (Stuck here.)
Generic Dressing Fuckers(And here.)
Brand Whores
Fashion Catalogue Carbon Copy
Sloppy Bastards
Clown Squads
Bugis Street Princesses/Princes

Lowest

P.S. : Ah... We just got really bored...

Jaded.

2009-11-28T22:29:00.003+08:00

Second all-nighter's in a row. Want to push on. Need to push on. Wished i didn't have to sleep. That way, i wouldn't have to stop.

Do We Change The World, Or Change Ourselves.?

2009-11-26T23:05:00.003+08:00

Robbie Williams - Let Love Be Your Energy

"Daddy where's the sun gone from the sky?
What did we do wrong, why did it die?
And all the grown ups say 'sorry kids we got no reply'

If you're willing to change the world
Let love be your energy
I've got more than I need
When your love shines down on me."

P.S. : ICSID turned me into a tree hugging hippy.

Kings Of The Hill.

2009-11-23T22:47:00.002+08:00

"I swear, I'm going to climb that fucking hill with my bare hands and knock you guys down." - NC, 23th November 2009.

Cerebral Diarrhea

2009-11-19T04:08:00.003+08:00

OH fuck its been more then a month since i last posted... D: HAHA.! CANNOT CANNOT.! MUST FULFILL MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION OF KEEPING THIS SHIT UP.!! =O

*Swipes away the layers of cobwebs*

What's my excuse..? ER... My computers died on me. Only got a replacement after 2-3 weeks. And i'm all caught up with work for another few more weeks. Got a siesta earlier. Just finished my work. Still have some juice left. So i thought that i should make a post.

ER.... What should i post... Hmm... Haven't really thought this through huh.? So... ALRIGHT.! WE SHALL HAVE A POST ON BRAIN DIARRHEA.! =O

Gonna spam random shits from my mind..!

I stink and need a shower.

Mandy turned Monday from BLUE to YELLOW for me.

Yay, my leaky nose seems to have closed.

I really should be sleeping.

I forgot how to spell diarrhea and needed spell check.

But i remembered how to spell spaghetti.?

Thanks for intro-ing Muse to me Fiona.!

I feel sad for listening to ONLY Starlight by Muse for so long.

My table's dirty.

Studio Project is fun.

I don't like Colour Studies and Design History.

I've got a career, not a job.

Fridays, ceramics room time till 10 pm again..? =DDD

Back aching from sitting too long.

Just remembered listening to Mr Kwok saying something bout stress on the Lumbar.

What did we used to do on the internet before Youtube.?

Need to pee.

Just used finished a whole bottle of white paint.

Ally made fun of me A LOT tonight. Now i'm carnivorous menses counting XO boy.

Why is Looney Tunes, Looney Tunes when it is a cartoon and using Looney Toons would be more apt.?

I haven't watched Nickelodeon, Disney Channel and Cartoon Network in a long time. Maybe I've finally outgrown them.

Got a long day ahead of me. Fuck.

Just went through the old pics of chilling with the Tablecloth Kias. Made me happy.

Am i too loud..?

God, Mandy was right.. My English is getting worst. Need. To. Talk. To. Her. More. xD

I don't seem to feel stress bout the workload in school... Should i feel stress bout not feeling stress...?

Why is it that all the punky tomboys that fulfills the image of my fetish are lesbians...? =/

Where is my cute, punky tomboy in the over sized headphones and hoody.?

Has the painted paper dried yet.?

I've hit a new league of redundancy. I painted white paper white.

I need to pack up my table and take a shower now.

I doubt this post is entertaining enough.

What should i name this post...

Cerebral diarrhea.

Seems apt.?

Yay.! I spelled diarrhea right without using spell check.!

Seems Like Breast Cancer Is The "IN" Disease...?

2009-10-02T16:23:00.008+08:00

I was watching Oprah on the Hallmark Channel. Yes, i watched Oprah. There, i've said it . -.=

Anyhoo, IT'S BREAST CANCER AWARENESS MONTH....!!! WOOHOO.!!!
But did anyone of you had any FUCKING idea that last month was PROSTATE CANCER AWARENESS month...?

HAHA.! I KNOW.?! NEITHER DID I.!!! I just found out that October is Nation Prostate Cancer Awareness month.! Don't we get a fucking blue ribbon or something OPRAH.?!
(Sorry bout the dull picture for Prostate Cancer... It's hard to find a blue ribbon tied around a dick.) HAHAHA.!

But i think the reason why there isn't much hype about prostate cancer as compared to breast cancer is simple. Breast cancer has a bigger death rate than prostate cancer. You know why.?

Cause men play with themselves more than women, so they detect prostate cancer earlier than women. HAHAHAH.! =X

But it's amazing how much difference in publicity both of these illnesses get.

Like... Estee Lauder got many countries to lit up national icons, such as the Tokyo Tower, hot pink.
What about Prostate Cancer...? We don't even get blue hot dogs...! GRRR....! HAHA.!
Well... In all seriousness, breast cancer is deadlier, more common and harder to detect than prostate cancer, so ladies, perform a Mammogram or a BSE (Breast Self Exam) whenever you can.

If you are unable to do either, you can always opt for a NCEYB (NC Exam Your Boobies). That's the least i could do for you ;D

This Is Why I'm Going To Die Young.

2009-10-01T19:25:00.003+08:00

Ah.... My "Bachelor's meal"... Just starch and a shit load of meat... See you again in 3 days... *sniff sniff*

P.S. : Thanks for visiting me at work Amanda, Wei Chan and Nick...! Really made the last few days so much more better for me... Thanks.!

And Amanda, thanks for cooking meals for me... *sniff sniff* Ji TOUCHED yi xia worhs~ *Bend left and snaps* ;D

OG, The Subliminal Feminist Messenger.

2009-09-22T23:39:00.002+08:00

I swear, if OG plays Destiny's Child - Independent Women one more time, i might just sprout a pair of boobs and develop a vagina to be a feminist.

Back To Work....! =/

2009-09-05T11:24:00.002+08:00

Ah... Going to be work at OG Chinatown from the 17th - 30th of September this month....

Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday - Full shift. (1100 - 2130)

Wednesday, Saturday and Sunday - Morning shift. (1100 - 2030)

Looks like no Hari Raya for me...!! =/

The NC's Guide To Surviving The Hungry Ghost Festival.

2009-09-01T20:44:00.016+08:00

I had a sudden urge to make a blog post, on something major that concerns all Singaporeans, after looking at the windows in my room... Looks pretty creepy eh.?

Yes yes, it's that time of the year again...
The time of the year where Jack Neo would try milking the Singaporeans for all they're worth by releasing YET ANOTHER mo lei tau (Brainless in Cantonese) ghost movie.
The time of the year where people burn crap that SUPPOSEDLY will help their ancestors...

Geez... Look at the amount of money they're burning.! No wonder Hell's suffering from hyper-inflation.

I fucking hate this bleeding custom man. It makes the air all hazy, and tends to give me a sore throat. The streets are filled with soot and ashes that you're NOT SUPPOSED TO STEP ON.

Although i couldn't really care less, but since it's a point i could use... IT'S BAD FOR THE EARTH... Tsk tsk tsk..

Can't they like, fucking make a ghost bank and burn them a fucking NETs card each.?

Think about it. It saves paper. Lesser air pollution. Less labor, since all you need to do is burn a paper NETs card. The streets will be cleaner.! There you have it.! An NC solution.!

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ANYHOO... Back to the status quo.! I wanted to make a blog post on a tutorial. A tutorial filled with knowledge one needs to know to survive a ghostly encounter.! So I'll be listing a few of the more... PROMINENT figures in the Ghost World.

(Don't worry... I choose the LEAST SCARIEST photos for each of the ghosts. >.>...)

Pontianak

"Pontianak are women who died during childbirth and became undead, seeking revenge and terrorizing villages."

LOL.! She kinda looks like one here... ;P

Hmmm... Think about it, you're a chick. You've just spent like... 9 months lugging a baby in your belly. You start to go into labour. You're thinking, "Oh...! Finally, its coming out.! Just one last push and I'll be rid of this pain."

BOOM.!

You're dead. Bummer.

I'd be seriously fucking PISSED if that happened to me too.! So how should you approach them.?
SHOW THEM THE BAD SIDE OF BEING A PARENT.! That's fairly easy.! Just show them an episode of Super Nanny, and they'll be thanking god that they're dead.!

Penanggalan

"The Penanggalan is a detached female head that is capable of flying about on its own. As it flies, the stomach and entrails dangle below it, and these organs twinkle like fireflies as the Penanggalan moves through the night."

When facing a Penanggalan, all you need to do is say, "Man... I've just got a sudden craving for Kway Chap..." Then lick your lips and stare hungrily at her dangling organs.

Orang Minyak

"The Orang Minyak is a supernatural being covered in black oil, cursed by the devil to rape 21 virgins in a week. The black oil allows him to move stealthy in the night and makes it harder for pursuers to capture him."

Cursed by the devil.? That dude is BLESSED BEYOND WORDS man.! How many people do you know, has a LEGIT reason to rape 21 virgins in A WEEK. HAHAHA.! =X

Then again... The devil didn't really specify the GENDER of the VIRGINS... =O HAHAHA.!

Anyways... Any idea what to do in the event you're confronted by an Orang Minyak.?

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STOP.! Time's up.

His a NAKED man, covered in BLACK OIL. You set his FREAKING WEINER on FIRE OF COURSE.! Trust me, he wouldn't need to cover himself in black oil to move stealthy in the night after I'm through with him. ;D

Pocong

"A pocong is a ghost that is said to be the soul of a dead person trapped in their suit. The pocong suit is used by Muslims to cover the body of the dead person."

Come on.. You have got to be kidding... His stuck in the god damn suit, how the hell is he going to outrun you.?!
And for fuck's sake, be a nice citizen and help a stuck man... I'm sure Courtesy Lion agrees with me. ;D

Hantu Tetek

"Translates as Ghost Breast. This ghost is a female with huge breasts which is said to use it to suffocate her victims."

HAHAHA.! And ladies, FYI, big isn't always good.... Small can be cute.! ;P

Guys, come on, think about it. She has HUGE breasts. Those things gives MAJOR lower back ACHES man....!

And she isn't trying to strangle you with her boobies....! She's just HANDING them OVER to YOU to lighten her load, but they are so unfortunately large that it suffocates you.

Just recommend her a bra with good support, or a voucher for a breast down size surgery from Dr Woffles Wu and she'll leave you alone.

Toyol

"It is a small child spirit invoked by a bomoh (Malay witch doctor) from a dead human foetus using black magic."

Urgh, just throw the dam kid a Happy Meal.

Alright.! That's about it, all the advise i have to offer.! Stay alive... ;D

Comms Skills: Feedback & Grade for ICA3‏

2009-08-28T22:11:00.001+08:00

Hi Nicholas,

My comments as follows:

- Your topic is something that's currently being debated

- You mentioned statistics, but should put on powerpoint for audience to see and also shows that you found evidence to support your points

- Presentation showed logical thinking

- Interesting layouts of slides.

- Fluent and good verbal skills

Grade: A-

Regards,

Ms Evelyn

Hmm.... What do i have to say...? THE MINUS DAM UGLY LEH.! LOL.! xD IT'S LIKE A CHIO BU WITH A BITCH's ATTITUDE LA.!

Checkpoint 1 of Poly.

2009-08-27T16:31:00.003+08:00

Hmmm.... Semester 1 has passed... Waiting for my results... Feeling nonchalant bout it...

Felt like doing a review on the past semester for my own sake. So... Lets see...

Project Studio 1

SUPER DNT-ish man.! I like this module.! Not very satisfied bout my outcome tho... Didn't know a mock-up doesn't need to be like the actual designed product... TSK. If not i go make my "Hands" in 3D out of Blue Foam loh.! ... ... ...

Design Methodology

Don't mean to sound like a nerd but... THIS MODULE IS DOPE MAN.! WOOT.! Learned so much new stuff from STF.! And the stuff we learned are effing useful too.! Not much homework, no test, interesting content. What else can i say.?

Material Studies

OH. MY. GHEE. This module is DRY.... Useful, but BORING. URGH. And the test... ... ...

Plastic type
1 = PET
2= LDPE
3 = PVC
4 = HDPE
5 = PP
6 = PS

Low carbon steel = 0.1-0.3% carbon. Used to make nuts and bolts.
Mid carbon steel = 0.3-0.7% carbon. Used to make structural reinforcements.
High carbon steel = 0.7-1.5% carbon. Used to make cutting tools.
Cast iron = 2-4% carbon. Used to make vice clamps.

All this remembered for nothing.

Drawing Studio

Ah.! Boring as hell.! but helped alot... ALOT. ALOT. AAAAAAAAAAALLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOT. With my drawing... Omg... the difference is like... @%# ^#$^%#% #@RWESFSD.

Colour Studies

HAHA.! I pretty much slacked through this module.! =X All last-minute-all-nighter kind of work. =X But i can match colours better now.!

3D Forms

OMG.! I WANT A POTTER'S WHEEL AND A KILN AND CLAY AND TOOLS.! xD Freaking RELAX module la.! No homework. No test. Just play with clay. And you get marks. TADAAA.!

Workshop

ROFL.! Bloody module make me pull all-nighters for EVERY ASSIGNMENTS they have. But... Pretty satisfied with the outcome of my work. Not sure how this module helps tho.? =/

Communication Skills

Pretty easy, straight forward module. Key learning point.? Learn to CRAP. CRAP and back up with more CRAP. And i'm surprisingly good at crapping ;D =X

That's it.! Lets see what my results will be then.! Not that bad of a semester overall i guess.

My SGForum T-Shirt Design Submission.

2009-08-27T03:07:00.004+08:00

Haha.! I was so effing bored that i took part in this SGForum T-shirt Design Competition.!!! I'm not even TEMPTED by the prize.!!! =.=....

I guess that's what A LOT of Oolong Tea at midnight does to you... xD

P.S. : I submitted this blog post only because i needed somewhere to upload my picture. xD Lazy as hell to make a Photobucket Account... D:

A Penny For MY Thoughts.

2009-08-25T19:15:00.004+08:00

AH... It's been awhile hasn't it...? xD To those who've been popping by and checking out for updates.... Ah I'm sorry...! ^^" *cough* SHAUN *cough* HAHAHA.!

Just that, I've been really busy and been up to my neck with the workload of my course. But now that the holidays are here... It's like... The extreme opposite. Day after day, i actually have to rack my brains on how to spend the day. But, I've got a lil mini project in mind...

And i don't wanna give up on my New Year's Resolution of keeping this blog alive...

ANYHOO... I was thinking that i could make a post full of my random thoughts lately. That should bore you out...! XP

Lately i've been thinking...

-If i don't wear my glasses, would i be able to see a ghost faraway.?

- The age old question of "If a tree falls down in a forest and there's no one there to hear it, does it make a sound.?" is stupid.

- How high am i on your list on priorities.? I'm not too optimistic about the answer from how things have been with us lately.

- Does Luffy from One Piece ever gets constipated.? On one hand... His made of rubber... And his intestines and butt hole stretch... On the other hand... HE EATS A LOT OF MEAT...

- How many people seriously think that the world is going to end on December 21, 2012.? I'm skeptical about it personally.

-I'm starting to enjoy the feeling of my muscle aches.

- I hate how modern feminist wannabes finds the word "Independence" synonymous with "Singlehood". That's just being a dumbass conformist.

- I really need to start watching the show Psych. IT'S SO FUNNY.!

- I hate how some people would go against anything just because they don't wanna be labelled a conformist. "You = Stupid" if you did that.

-I hate being "Active" all the time, sometimes i just wanna be "Passive", sit on my ass and let things come to me.

- Will my Mummeh really follow through with her plans, and have me eating Beetroot burgers while watching Rove and Ruby Rose on the telly in a few years time....?

-I miss the old crowd, but I feel like I've been living in the past tho. Need to stop that and get on with times.

-What ever happened to the good old song writers that wrote songs about "Making love", not "Banging chicks".

- Maroon 5 should have named their albums "Songs About HAVING SEX WITH Jane" and "It Won't Be Soon Before Long TILL I CUM". Bunch of horny song writers... I like their songs tho =X

- I hope Robbie Williams doesn't sell out and reverts to his old style in his new album Reality Killed The Video Star...

- "I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here".? I haven't heard the names of more than half the contestants.

- A lot of people need to get their undies out their butt cracks... Quit being so uptight. CHILL.... Listen to some Sugar Ray and Weezers...!

- WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP THINKING I'M A CHICK.?! SERIOUSLY.?!

- Oh, the Mangaka of Shaman King finally got up on his ass and remake a decent ending.

- I still can't spell Arnold Swarzenegger. Ah fuck.. Governor of California.

- On the other hand, i haven't screwed up the spelling for Spaghetti for a LONG LONG time.!

- And i haven't messed up my "Then" and "Than".!

- I don't enjoy Facebook "fishing" like some people i know... >.>.....

-I really like the song Sweet Lady - Supercharango from the Magnum commercials.!

- The voiceover done for Chopper in One Piece at some parts of the Enies Lobby arc SUCKS.

- What's the big fucking deal about Emma Watson's wardrobe malfunction.? All she did was adjusted her dress and flashed a lil pantie.? See.! She's classy enough to wear under garments.! *COUGH* Paris Hilton & Britney Spears.! *COUGH*

-I wanna get back on the Potter's Wheel...!!! D:

-Percy from Percy Jackson should have gotten Tyson to like make a full body greek armor that pops up from a pendent or a belt buckle...

-The eyebrow thingy from the Cadbury Advertisement was fake... A part of me died when i found out...

Alright.! Lets see who managed to read all this.! xD

One In A Million

2009-08-06T18:08:00.002+08:00

Bodyjar - One in a Million

Sometimes when I'm driving in my car
I wish that you could take the wheel
But you're not there, It's so unfair
What if I hit that dog again?

Sometimes when I'm lying in my bed
I let these voices in my head
Influence me, to some degree
Now I'm not sure of anything

I wish you knew what I was thinking of
Can't believe what I've been thinking of...

The Ego That Keeps My Head Above Torrential Waters.

2009-07-23T22:14:00.005+08:00

And Lucian said, "Fuck reading biographies. You'll be reading mine.".

HAHA.! Oh man.... I'm up to my fucking neck with works and projects.!!! But i guess, that's what i hate and love bout Industrial Design... Love what i'm doing, too much fucking things to be done.

The only thing keeping me floating above that sea of workload.? The ego-inflated head. Works surprisingly well as a float... XP

Every time an assignment is given, i'll intentionally say the ever so familiar phrase of mine. "Mo Man Tai." It's not an attempt to show off, neither is it an attempt to show that it is a piece of cake to me. It's a challenge i issue to myself.

After saying something like that so confidently... I better fucking make sure i get the work done well. xD Cause if i don't, that would be FUCKING EMBARASSING. LOL.

It's sort of my way to live by a saying of Muhammad Ali.

"It's not bragging if you can do it." - Muhammad Ali

Alright, i've got nothing else to say, fucking brain drained ATM cause i've been doing some workshop work. Will be back with newer posts ASAP. ;D

Drying A Deluge Of Tears With A Paper Napkin.

2009-07-09T19:08:00.003+08:00

Crowded House - Don't Dream It's Over

In the papers today,
Tales of wars and of waste.
But you turn right over to the T.V. page.

The world is filled with turmoil, avarice, rage and countless other negativity. Majority of us turn a blind eye to it, whilst the minority fret and grieve. While most posts like this covers the majority, this post is dedicated to the latter.

To my dear minorities, Don't wallow in the wrong-doings of humanity, it's too much for one to take. It would be like drying a deluge of tears with a paper napkin.

Don't hate the game, don't hate the players either. Cause if you did, it just adds up to the numerous other negativity already present. Hate doesn't breed hope and it isn't the answer.

Sitting there and bitching bout how the world is so fucked up sure as hell won't get you anyway. Just realize that at the end of the day, you'll be the one looking back and judging how happy and fulfilling your life was.

Shawn Toh VS NC

2009-07-05T20:25:00.002+08:00

Shawn Toh says, : "More than 5 months.!"

NC says, : "Less than 5 months.!"

Winner get any bubble tea of choice.!

Tune in for results soon~~~ ;D

Abstinence From Facebook.

2009-07-04T19:43:00.002+08:00

"From this day forth, I, NC shall not log in to Facebook for another month. Failure to do so shall result in nothing."

Tsk. What do you expect....? Me giving everyone a treat.? xD

Ok, NC Jr and Lucian just had a quarrel. Lucian reckons that NC Jr is addicted to Facebook. NC Jr begs to differ. So as an effort to prove our dear Lucian wrong, NC Jr is going to stay away from Facebook for a month.

So the next time i will be allowed to log on to my Facebook account. It would be on the 4th of August 2009, 1930 hours.

Looks like I'll be doing more blogging...! We'll be back with a nice post soon.!

Michael Jackson - Gone Too Soon

2009-06-26T20:32:00.002+08:00

Michael Jackson - Gone Too Soon

"Born To Amuse, To Inspire, To Delight
Here One Day
Gone One Night"

Took me so long to get this post out. I just sat in front of my laptop with a blank countenance. Trying to figure out how to go about doing this little tribute to MJ. So i just thought of going through all the songs by MJ that i love.

Little by little, bits of memory come back. And it seems that every song has a short story behind it. Never saw myself as a fanatic, but I'm seriously thinking of it.! Haha.!

Michael Jackson - Ghosts (The Movie)

Probably the first ever memory i have of MJ. I remember watching this on the telly when i was really young, prolly in Kindergarten.?

And even though i was sucha coward back then, i never did shy away from this movie. In fact, i found myself laughing at the goofy behaviour of his "family" of zombies. And i'm pretty sure this very movie was the culprit that spawned my liking for jesters. xD Maybe not the normal zombie jesters.... But Michael Jackson's zombie jesters. =D

Absolutely LOVED every song in the movie. 2 Bad... Ghosts... Is It Scarey.? And this totally kicks Thriller's ass in my opinion. Thriller's kind of overrated...

Oh, you're going to want this download link after you watched it. ;)

Michael Jackson, The Jackson 5 Years. (Back when he was so cute... xD)

Jackson 5 - I Want You Back

Jackson 5 - ABC

Jackson 5 - I'll Be There

Jackson 5 - Never Can Say Goodbye

Jackson 5 - Rockin' Robin

Jackson 5 - Ben

Jackson 5 - Blame It On The Boogie

Although i heard these songs when i was younger. I guess the only time where i really listened to them seriously was with Mandy. We pretty much squander HOURS listening to MJ for one period in Secondary 3. So much for doing homework and studying huh.? xD

Sad thing about his passing is, he was ready. Was going to make a comeback, and he just... Left.

But, I'm just glad, he died with the resolve to actually make a comeback despite of all the media and people dissing him. Yes, i admit. I did joke about the child molestation thing once in awhile.

But honestly, i couldn't really give a rats ass. He can be a midget with a bestiality fetish for all i care. Fact remains that he was fucking good at what he does. Making good music.

He was the King of Pop. He was the one who bridged the gap between Old School Hip Hop and Pop. Creating a new era for Hip Hop. You think Hip Hop like the Black Eyed Peas existed before his era.? No. It was all Old School Hip Hop like Tupac, Notorious Big, etc.

Was really looking forward to seeing some new material but i guess its not going to happen. Doesn't matter. His passing just made his old material more precious. I guess it's true what they say, " You don't miss your water till the well runs dry."

He passed on with our anticipations of a comeback, but he left a legacy of new performers. He'll still be missed, no doubt. Cause his ass is the only one that fits the throne for the King of Pop.

Thanks for the memories MJ.

James 3

2009-06-25T23:59:00.004+08:00

"Yet, no one can tame the tongue. It is an uncontrollable evil filled with deadly poison." - James 3:8

Words imparted to me by Teacher Poh Gin since Kindergarten. Stuck with me till now.

It's apparent to me that many people need to start reading James 3 of the Bible.

Everywhere around me, i see politics. I see how the need to express vindictive thoughts fuck everything up. How the insatiable urge to share certain information sour relationships. Endless cycle of hatred spawns from these very acts. And yet, people just don't seem to see the gravity of the issue.

"Look at the ships also, though they are so great and are driven by strong winds, are still directed by a very small rudder wherever the inclination of the pilot desires." - James 3:4

What may seem like a casual conversation and a topic to speak about to burn time to them, may very well alter the courses of inter relationships between their peers. But do they see that.? No.

"So also the tongue is a small part of the body, and yet it boasts of great things. See how great a forest is set aflame by such a small fire!" - James 3:5

Their self-centered-ness managed to cloud their sight. Giving them an emotional version of near-sighted-ness. And at the end of all these, the very essence of this encounter or incident hasn't been drilled into their numb skulls. They move on to commit the very same mistake.

Yet, there is something i would have to beg to differ with the Bible. I refuse to believe that no MAN can tame the tongue on his own without the "divine intervention" of His Holiness.

All it takes is a pinch empathy. A spoon of sensitivity. And a cup of love. Too bad not everybody's a cook i guess...?

To whom it may concern...

2009-06-12T22:12:00.003+08:00

This is a long overdue post. I hope this post finds you out.

Dear "Tablecloth Secondary", remember how you made us buy that fucked up ugly ass brown shoe that just breaks apart after a month of use, only to remove it from our dress code after tons of complains. ?

Remember how you force the guys to wear that FUGLY leather belt and tie.? Well... You prolly thought it didn't matter cause our uniform couldn't get any FUGLIER.

You were the reason we got ridiculed by our peers from other schools. And you were the reason we got complements from the older generations for having such "GROOVY" uniforms.

You made a corny ass school song that got us cringing uncomfortable at every line.

And you hired a naggy old lady to burn 45 minutes of our lives each day rambling on and on and on about stuff we honestly don't give a fuck.

Thank you.

Dear Shin, you made me coughed like crazy because i tried to imitate the way you laughed.

I remember laughing like crazy at the most retard stuff ever. Tan Teck Nam's Hamburger. Yushan's "Do you masturbate.?" Sang Shy Diba. Promiscuous "Sister Star". "Mian Bao Zhao Ren.

You're like the twin sister i never had and never will have.

Thank you.

Dear Mandy, skiving off Maths class will never be as fun without you. Yes yes, you weren't crying. You were TEARING. Nevertheless, the Drink Store Aunty would prolly thank you if she knew why i was buying tissues from her.

Not matter what the topic is, be it Craig David, Danny Bhoy or Mr Chong. I'll always have to ready myself for a JINX.

You're THE bug.

Thank you.

Dear Reen, you ar... Nothing to say la.

HAHA.! Well, you're the naive one i love to play with, and get your mind all messed up. Even though i don't deserve it, you trust me, and i appreciate it.

You're my POA buddy.! Laughing in Mr Hay's class till we fail. Sorry for dropping out of it and letting you down.

You are the cream of the Noisy-Mat-Minah crop. xD

Thank you.

Dear Wilson, the word colourless has never been the same for me since that day.

The one with all the fucked up ideas, and an ego larger than life itself.

You're the Lao Ti Ko.

Thank you.

Dear Boonhow, walking with you is like a cardio-workout. Laughing is a workout with you.

Remember the Vanilla Coke on your underwear.?

You're the Potato Feet.

Thank you.

Dear Jasper, go on a diet.

Remember the Diet Coke and Red Wine.? Well, now that your memory is proven to be ok. Remember to go on a diet.

You are the Fat Pastor.

Thank you.

Dear Desmond, I've recently met up with someone louder and more lamer than you. You should meet him.

You hit the joke jackpot. Once in a blue baboon.

You are the Radio Stuck Between Two Channels with the Broken Volume Knob.

Thank you.

Dear Neh Neh, remember how you always freak out during DNT.?

I miss hitting your head.

You are the Emo Girl with the Plastic Butterknife.

Thank you.

Dear Timucin, Water balloons + Fans = Epic Fun

You are the guy with the Fucked Up Version of the name Tim.

Thank you.

To everyone i missed out, thank you.

I'm Going To Do This Shit. MY WAY. >=D

2009-06-03T18:59:00.003+08:00

Rascal Flatts - Stand

"Cause when push comes to shove.
You taste what you're made of.
You might bend, till you break,
Cause its all you can take.
On your knees you look up,
Decide you've had enough.
You get mad you get strong,
Wipe your hands shake it off.
Then you stand."

For the first time, I wanted to just... Give it all up. Nothing seems to be going right. But you know what.? I'm back~...

"Don't think out of the box, when the box was meant for people like you." xD I seriously want to start living by this quote. But first, i need the substance to back the mouth. Like Ali. Just like Ali...

R. Kelly - The World's Greatest

If anybody asks you who I am.
Just stand up tall,
Look 'em in the face and say.

I'm that star up in the sky.
I'm that mountain peak up high.
Hey, I made it,
I'm the world's greatest.
And I'm that little bit of hope,
When my back's against the ropes.
I can feel it,
I'm the world's greatest.

From here on out, it's going to be MY WAY. I'm not going to waste 3 fucking years doing what has been done.

I'm going to find myself. And it is going to be fucking awesome. This is going to be a little vow to myself. m/

Will Smith - Lost & Found

"FOUND Is ESCO, dead PREZ and them.
FOUND Is Lauren Hill.
FOUND Is Rakim.
FOUND Can be you,
If you felt the message and ask yourself this question.

Why should I try to sound like yall sound.?
That's what's wrong wit the rap game right now.
Why should I try to flow the way yall flow,
Or do a show like yall show,
Naw that ain't where my head at now.
Yall in the hip hop lost and found.
Man, that's wrong with the rap game right now.
Man it's like a circus wit a bunch of clowns,
Wit a bunch of clicks,
I'll probably rap circles around."

I Want To Drift Away Too.

2009-06-01T23:45:00.001+08:00

Uncle Kracker - Drift Away

Day after day I'm more confused
Yet I look for the light
Through the pourin' rain
You know that's a game that I hate to lose
And I'm feeling the strain
Ain't it a shame

Oh, give me the beat, boys, and free my soul
I want to get lost in your rock and roll
And drift away
[repeat]

Beginning to think that I'm wasting time
I don't understand the things I do
The world outside looks so unkind
Now I'm counting on you
To carry me through

Oh, give me the beat, boys, and free my soul
I want to get lost in your rock and roll
And drift away
[repeat]

And when my mind is free
You know a melody can move me
And when I'm feeling blue
The guitar's coming through to soothe me

Thanks for the joy that you're given me
I want you to know I believe in your song
Your rhythm and rhyme and harmony
You've helped me along
Makin' me strong

Oh, give me the beat, boys, and free my soul
I want to get lost in your rock and roll
And drift away
[repeat]
Na, na, now won't ya
Won't ya take, oh ha ..take me

Laughter is NOT the best medicine...

2009-05-05T21:42:00.001+08:00

It's merely an anesthetic without side-effects.

Hey Miss...? You're Not Odor-able...

2009-05-03T01:26:00.006+08:00

Before i continue writing this post, I'd like to thank you guys for being so supportive of my previous post. NOT.! -.=... I've yet to have eaten my corn dog. >.>...

Anyways, back to the status quo.!

Imagine you're sitting in the bus. A lady boards up the bus and walks along the aisle. You take your eyes off the scenery outside the window to glance at her. She looks like your average plain Jane. Nothing about her seems to catch your attention. Not until she was a few meters from you...

A PUNGENT SICKLY SWEET SCENT INVADES YOUR NOSE.

I'm pretty sure most of you have experienced something similar to this. And I'm totally bitching about it cause i hate that.

Sickly sweet scents tend to make me feel nauseous. And my nose gets all sneeze-y when in the presence of strong perfume.

Not being sexist and all but... This seems to be more common among the females... >.>... In fact, i never really experienced this with a man before.

Maybe it's because men's perfume/deodorant/cologne doesn't tend to smell sweet so even if it's pungent. It doesn't bother me that much.

But LADIES... Ladies who wears too much perfume... You too much money ar.?! -.= Obviously you haven't heard of the saying, "Sometimes, a little goes a long way."

It's perfume for god's sake, not freaking miracle water. If what you planned to do was to attract men... Sorry, it's just not working. Pepe Le Pew has more of a chance than you do.

I know some of you actually like the smell, that's why you're wearing it, but PLEASE... Don't kill half the human population with your "extracts-of-all-the-sweet-stuff-in-nature-that-doesn't-belong-together-in-one" scent.

I really wonder how on earth people like you apply perfumes. I mean... How much can you spray from that squirting thingy without noticing it's too much.?! Or do you apply perfume using a Super Soaker.?!

Are you trying to mask your body odor or water your armpits with perfume.?!

Ok, i can't think of any other stuff to diss these people with since it's freaking 2 in the morning and i'm tired. xD CIAO.

If You Give Me $5.

2009-04-26T19:02:00.002+08:00

I watched The Princess's Diary on Disney and got a crazy craving for corn dogs...!

And Mandy showed me a website so i had an idea.!

If you give me $5... I will buy a corndog. Eat a corndog with mustard, and send the stick to you and photos to you.! xD

Any amount of cash welcomed.! =P

Inspired by : DAVID HORVITZ

And Lucian Whispered Ever So Maliciously In NC Jr's Ear...

2009-04-22T16:54:00.005+08:00

"Welcome to School of Design BITCH..."

Ah.! I'm back.!!! =D And for today... I don't have much to say. xD So I'm gonna share my back-to-school experience with you guys.! (Sounds so "FUN" and "INTERESTING"right....? =X)

Day 1 :

1250 : "Alright.! I'm 10 minutes early. Enough time to find my class.!"

1310 : "WHERE THE FUCK IS IT.?!"

1315 : "Ah... Finally found the place."

1316 : "Looks like chicks totally out-weight dicks in this class."

1317 : "Haha teacher, you count wrongly ar.? Why got extra students one.?"

1318 : "Erm... This is Industrial Design year 1 right...?! SHIT."

1319 : " iArriba! iArriba! iAndale! iAndale! iArriba!" *Moves like Speedy Gonzales*

1322 : "Fucking finally in the right class...."

YES... I got lost on my first day of school and turned up 22 minutes late for class...

2150 : "Ah... School is finally over..."

And YES... I had to be in school for 9 HOURS straight on my FIRST day AND on a MONDAY. We only had a 1 hour break in between.
This is my timetable for WEEKS to come...
Every Monday... Heh.

Day 2 :

NAH... Day 2 was pretty normal. XP

Day 3 :

This is the explanation behind my title. I had to go to Art Friend at Bras Basah to get the art supplies my lecturers asked us to get.

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

I had to spend 130 bucks to get the whole list. And i haven't included the other stuff i may be asked to get from my 3 other modules.

COMMUNICATION SKILLS 1. (This one I'm not so worried about.)
MODEL-MAKING & CONSTRUCTION TECHNIQUES 1. (Shit...)
3D FORMS APPRECIATION. (SHIT...)

... ... ...

That's what I'm using my hard earned pay for... I better fucking be the top student man. HAHAHA.!

HIATUS

2009-04-13T14:21:00.000+08:00

Won't be making a new post anytime soon.

Be Doubtful To Understand, And Believe Because You Understand.

2009-04-05T21:13:00.004+08:00

Faith
Belief that does not rest on logical proof or material evidence.

Believe
To have faith, confidence, or trust.

Doubt
To be uncertain, disbelieving, or skeptical about.

Understanding
Comprehending the needs, feelings, problems, and views of others.

I had an epiphany. I realized that the words "Believe" and "Doubt" has their own stereotypes. How so.? Well...

For example, when you ask your really good friend to do something for you. Like run an errand.? Have you ever heard that "cynical" side in your head whisper to you.? Making you doubt the very friends you trusted.?

Then later, you brush it aside because you are "supposed" to believe your friends because doubting them is "bad". And you force that "cynical" voice inside your head to shut up and stop putting "bad" thoughts and contemplation in your mind.?

Familiar.? Well that is the stereotype. It is a large misconception that doubting is bad, cause we've always been reassured by our loved ones that we should trust them.

However, it is having faith that is "bad" . Cause faith is "Believe" without "Logic". You're essentially believing in something blindly.

When you have faith in the ones you love, You're actually not bothering to understand them. You're willing to believe them without understanding why you believe them, and why they earned your trust.

And it is when you doubt them, you'll get to truly understand them. And it is only after understanding where you'll get to believe.

And personally, i would LOVE to have a reason and explanation for the "cynical" voice in my head about why i trust YOU.

PFFT.! Earth Hour, Schm-earth Hour.

2009-03-28T12:23:00.006+08:00

Yes, i'm sure you've heard of it. "Earth Hour"... PFFT. Piss off.

I'm sitting in front of my laptop making a post under the GLARING LIGHT from my TABLE LIGHT right now. O~~~ I'M SO UN-ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY~~~ OH NOES~~~ -.=

If you're perceptive enough, you would have realized that I think this Earth Hour thing is just BABY BACK BULLSHIT. What on earth is the point of Earth Hour.?! (No pun intended.)

You're telling me to TURN OFF MY LIGHTS for 1 MEASLY HOUR to SAVE THE EARTH...? Yea, go ahead and bask in the coolness of the air-con and blog on your computer about how you're actually SAVING THE EARTH by turning off your 12 WATT light bulbs. ALRIGHT MAN.! YOU'RE THE TRUE ENVIRONMENTALIST.!

Yup, that's right. This Earth Hour thing only requires you to turn off your LIGHTS for an hour. You can go ahead and use your computer. No, in fact, they would LOVE IT if you actually BLOG or TWITTER during the event.!
Forget turning off your 400 watt computer....! Turn off your 12 watt light bulb instead.! Vote for EARTH. Geez... It's like paying a dollar for a nickle.!

Yes, some of you may say, "Well, its a start. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." Well, what if you're racing against time.? You think taking little baby steps like that is gonna save the Earth before Global Warming gives it a royal ass-kicking...?

You may as well use that one hour of focus during Earth Hour in a more efficient way.

Rather than focusing 1 hours straight on living in the darkness. Split the one hour up into many 10 seconds. and using that 10 seconds of effort every time you leave the room. 10 seconds to turn off all the electric appliances that aren't in use.

1 Hour
=
60
minutes
=
3600 seconds
=
360 sets of 10 seconds.

I'm pretty dam sure after diligently practising turning off all electrical appliances after you leave the room for 360 separate times would cultivate it into a habit you can't kick even if you wanted to.

(AND WHEN I SAY TURN OFF THE ELECTRICAL APPLIANCES, I MEAN TURN OFF THE SWITCH ON THE WALL YOU LAZY ASSWIPE. YES, IT MAKES A DIFFERENCE AS COMPARED TO THE OFF BUTTON ON THE APPLIANCES)

P.S. : To the people who took this Earth Hour seriously. Yea, i know for some of you, you actually have the sincere thought of saving the Earth by doing so.

Just for that, give yourselves a clap. NC thinks you're alright.

As for the poseurs who wanted to do this Earth Hour thing to "fit in" and "look good". Well... I understand why you'd wanna do that. Don't worry, I'm very understanding.

Just for that, I want you poseurs to clench your fist as hard as possible. Throw your fist in the air with pride. And shove it up your ass sideways. I hope your fist would work as a good internal compass to give you your own sense of direction.

If you actually died from doing so, i would like to present you with The Coveted Darwin's Award.

Behind The Scene : Blue's Clues

2009-03-24T23:47:00.002+08:00

Ever noticed that Steve from Blue's Clues would be a total BLIND RETARD if he wasn't in a kid's show.?

Blind like when there's a clue RIGHT in front of his FREAKING face, he still needs the voice over children to tell him where.

"A clue.! A clue.!"
"A clue...?! Where.?!"
"Right there.!"
"Right where...?!"
"Right there...!"
"Is it over here.?"
"No...."
"Is it over there.?"
"No...."
"Where is it...?"
"ITS RIGHT OVER THERE FOR FUCK'S SAKE.!"

And retard like when he needs ALL 3 CLUES to actually guess what Blue is trying to tell him when the 2nd clue totally makes it O-B-V-I-O-U-S.

So i was wondering, how would it be like if Steve was an AVERAGE man. And that sparked off this post.
Whether the alarm clock can talk or not, no one likes being startled up. Thus the name ALARM clock.
And now we know his not GAY.! =D I never really like the mailbox... I find him very.... Lackey-ish.
HAHA.! Yup.! If he was an AVERAGE man, he would be a TOTAL SLOB. xD
Ok, i know Blue's a GIRL. BUT i've been treating her as a GUY for the LONGEST time...! And i don't wanna change that bit in my childhood.! Magenta should be the girl.! SHE'S THE PINK ONE >=|

P.S. : LONGEST. POST. EVER. You can ask Mandy about that. xD.!

Ah... To Be A Working Class Man.

2009-03-16T20:28:00.007+08:00

Now that work's out and play is in... I'm back to revive my baby bloggie~

I've been working as a shoe sales promoter for Beverly Hills Polo Club and it's been pretty alright. The job is easy cause all you need to do is CONVINCE. And i dare say I'm pretty good at that..! =P

The pay is pretty decent. Although working at the IT Fair would be better, but i don't have the luxury to earn easy money i guess... =/

But the experience would be super useful for future references.! After selling so many shoes, you pretty much have an average person's lifetime of shoe buying experiences... Somehow, it sounds pretty dam sad to me... xD

Working's been pretty fun. Apart from the LACK-OF-THINGS-TO-DO parts. And the FUCKED-UP-CUSTOMER parts. But that's part and parcel of working in the service industry i guess.

The LACK-OF-THINGS-TO-DO parts aren't that bad. Cause Angelia and i managed to keep ourselves entertained xD We have a remedy for that.

Remedy #1

STONING.

Stoning is a vital skill for people who work. It transports you to an alternate dimension which is not reachable by physical means.

WARNING.! Stoning may cause excessive salivating with the added effect of a dumb looking expression.

Remedy #2
RANDOMNESS.

Randomness is the basic Bread-and-Butter for a funny conversation.
老鼠~ 老虎~ 傻傻分不清楚~ xD

Always remember. Randomness is like a banana. Because you can eat it like a taco while riding a Saharan penguin in India.

As for the FUCKED-UP-CUSTOMER parts... Well, always remember. The customer is always right... Because they are the ones paying.

"The customer is always right.".... WHO THE FUCK CAME UP WITH THAT.?! Every time an annoying customer tries to act smart with me, i get so fucking tempted to tell them. "The customer is always right. But it doesn't mean they're not fucking stupid."

But Angelia and i have a remedy for this too.

BEAT SMALL MAN (打小人) xD

I came up with a plan. Rather than just smacking it with a slipper. I'll just randomly shout in its ear so its counter-part will just cringe in pain every now and then... =)

And during important social meetings. I'll put drops of water on the groin area to make it look like they pissed themselves...! =D

Oh. And the thing about feeling more better when you buy stuff with your own hard earned money...? That's just a bunch of crap. The only difference is it feels more precious xD

H-I-A-T-U-S

2009-03-05T23:40:00.003+08:00

Ah, sorry.!

I will be on a short hiatus due to work commitment. Got a 10 day shoe fair to do at Orchard's OG. Come visit me if you're bored out of your mind.! Maybe buy a shoe or two.... ;P

Will be back with a nice post.!

P.S. : I GOT MY SKATEBOARD.! =O.!!! Next step... LEARNING TO RIDE IT... NAI.! WAIT FOR ME...!!!

Dreams, the beautiful illusion.

2009-02-25T09:30:00.004+08:00

Instilled hope like a mirage in a desert does to a vagrant. Leading to despondence.

Offered promises of gold like a rainbow did for generations. But reneges and keeps the gold to itself.

Like a beautiful stained glass portrait that shrouds you from the harshness of truth. Yet longing for it you are, this beautiful lie.

Morpheus, Phobetor and Phantasus, craftsmen behind the cruel vision of an utopia.

However, the time and effort spent upon their pièce de résistance, all comes to naught. When Hypno halts and gives way to reality, shattering the stained glass portrait.

Leaving not even a shard for one to hold, and reminisce what was once there.

What had once fulfilled you, even with the knowledge that it was nothing but a mere phantasm.

Waking up with an abysmal emptiness inside. Yearning for the dream to fill the void once more.

P.S. : ENJOYING and EMBRACING one of my little EMO moments. XP

To-Do List For The Year 2009.!

2009-02-20T20:12:00.003+08:00

Wanted to draw up a list before i forget.

-Buy a bicycle. (I REMEMBERED HOW TO RIDE A BICYCLE.!! =DDD)

-Buy a skateboard.

-Learn to skateboard.

-Decide on getting a Septum piercing.

-Maybe get a ear piercing...

-Do a Henna tattoo. (Not a whimpy ass one... Something along the line of a FULL SLEEVE TRIBAL =O)

-Finish at least two whittling projects WITHOUT IT BREAK AFTER TWO DAYS OF WORK...

-Do a few more shoe customizations...! Hopefully some on commission... Anyone wanna be my first client....? ;D

-Start reading books regularly again.! (At least cross out 5 on my New Year's Resolution List.)

-Don't know if its possible but... I want to learn to play the violin again...? ^^"

-NEED TO BUY A VIOLIN IF I WANNA LEARN... x.x...

Behind The Song : Hey There Delilah - Plain White T's

2009-02-18T12:05:00.004+08:00

Alright, this is the first of many to come.! This is a post that i plan to for it to be a regular in NC's World. Behind The Songs covers the "NC's take" on what the song means.

Hey There Delilah - Plain White T's

Hey there Delilah
What's it like in New York City?
I'm a thousand miles away
But girl, tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do

Hey Delilah, seems like going a thousand miles away isn't going to shake him off. Why don't you try somewhere more SUBTLE.? Instead of New York City, try going to the FREAKING BERMUDA TRIANGLE.

Times Square can't shine as bright as you
I swear it's true

Where are you when i'm having a blackout in my home Delilah...

Hey there Delilah
Don't you worry about the distance
I'm right there if you get lonely
Give this song another listen
Close your eyes

I'm sure she's sick of the song like ALL OF US DUDE...

Listen to my voice, it's my disguise
I'm by your side

Yup. YOU'RE THE FUCKING DEVIL IN DISGUISE. OTHERWISE, WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SET THIS FUCKED UP SONG UPON THE EARTH.

Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
What you do to me

YUP... This is DEFINITELY and UNDENIABLY the most CREATIVE chorus EVER...

Hey there Delilah
I know times are getting hard
But just believe me, girl
Someday I'll pay the bills with this guitar
We'll have it good
We'll have the life we knew we would
My word is good

If you had a dollar for each time this FUCKED UP song gets played on the radio, you'll be richer then Bill Gates.

Hey there Delilah
I've got so much left to say
If every simple song I wrote to you
Would take your breath away
I'd write it all

Guess what.? You've done it. You've took her breath away. Now she's dead. HAPPY NOW.?!

Even more in love with me you'd fall
We'd have it all

Ah.... The beauty of IGNORANCE...

Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me

OMG...! Didn't see that coming...!

A thousand miles seems pretty far
But they've got planes and trains and cars
I'd walk to you if I had no other way

I wish you get murdered while trying hitchhike cause you tried playing the song to thank the murderer.

Our friends would all make fun of us
and we'll just laugh along because we know
That none of them have felt this way

I'm sure your friends wouldn't make fun of you. =)... If you had any... >.>....

Delilah I can promise you
That by the time we get through
The world will never ever be the same
And you're to blame

The world has changed ever since this song got aired.

Hey there Delilah
You be good and don't you miss me
Two more years and you'll be done with school

Why do i get the feeling that she has dropped out or transferred to get away from you....?

And I'll be making history like I do
You'll know it's all because of you

She'll be labeled as the accursed one who inspired you to make this song.

We can do whatever we want to
Hey there Delilah here's to you
This one's for you

I SINCERELY hope Delilah hates you for this.

24 Hours With Saint Valentine.

2009-02-16T11:07:00.003+08:00

0000 - 0930 : Was sleeping for the first few hours.

0930 - 1225 : Woke up and went to Takashimaya to get my formal long sleeves and pass Wilson the 10 bucks i borrowed from him.

1225 - 1300 : Went to work.

1300 - 2100 : SPENT MOST OF THE TIME AT WORK.... FUCK...

2100 - 2200 : KNOCKED OFF....!!!!!! WENT TO BISHAN TO FIND THE REST.! =DDD Reached there around... 10-ish....?

2200 - 0000 : Chilled there with the rest of the gang..! =D

Shin was sweet enough to bake for us "BROWNIES" xD
(Right right SHIN...?!~ ;D)

Neh Neh was sweet enough to give each of us a Cookie thingy.! =D

And i was nice enough to take a few photo of her sexual scandal with Wilson with my photography PROWESS and INCREDIBLE imagination.! HAHAHA.! xD

Then i got UBER tired and went home at 12-ish cause i needed to work the next day....!

That's the end of Valentine's for me.!

Jiminy Crickets.!

2009-02-11T10:42:00.011+08:00

Do you guys ever realize the voice in your head whenever your thinking...? It's kind of like Jiminy Cricket from Pinocchio. Telling you what to do or what you think. But... Have you guys ever taken the time to notice how does it sound like...? Or how does it think....?

I don't know if its the early symptoms of schizophrenia (Split Personalities) but i actually have like... 3 identities in my head.... O.O.... (OK.... Starting to FREAK OUT here....)

They all sound the same... Just like how my voice sounds to me, but they have VERY DISTINCT PERSONALITIES... Maybe you guys think that it's one voice saying 3 different points of views... BUT i assure you that is NOT the case... Cause they actually have arguments inside...

One of them is just like... How i am outside....? How do i put it... Lets just say it's just very NC-ish...? The same exact NC you guys know. Ah, The persona i choose to show.! Finally found the words.!

The other one is actually a very.... NICE person... I wouldn't call him very NC cause I'm not as nice as him. But his the very positive kind of person in all aspects.

And lastly we have the "BAD" person... His where all my sarcastic comments come from.! =D And for all the heartless actions I've done.? All blame him, leave me out of this.! xD (Nice way to push blame huh...? xD)

This may seem like one of those cartoon where an angel and a devil POOFS on a guy's shoulder and start telling him stuff BUT THAT'S REALLY GOING ON IN MY HEAD...!

You know what...? I actually wanna name them, since they're gonna be with me for awhile... It would be nice to give them a name...! =D

OK.! For the persona i choose to show... I shall call him NC Junior.! xD (FOR OBVIOUS REASONS... -.=...)

For the positive guy, I shall name him... Mikhail.! Derived from the name Michael. Michael as in Saint Michael, field commander of the Army of God. The Prince of Light.

Not the paedophile who sings like an angel. (Nothing personal Mikey, i think you sing really well.! But if that's how you roll.... I don't really care. Just keep making good music and stay at least 10 feet from me xD)

For the negative guy, i shall name him... Lucian.! Derive from the popular identification of the name Lucifer to Satan.

Odd thing is... Lucifer actually means light-bringer...? I think maybe light as in knowledge... Cause it was considered the First Sin when Adam and Eve ate an apple from the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil. So... Light-bringer as in knowledge bringer. So that's why Lucifer is "sinful".

ANYWAYS... It doesn't matter if you have a "Lucian" in your mind. Because what truly matters is what you choose to let show that defines you. Contemplating murder and murdering is two different thing no matter how similar.

Wallet With A CHRONIC Case Of Diarrhea.

2009-02-08T21:56:00.013+08:00

AH... I just can't help myself... I just bought two pairs of Levi's~ IN MY DEFENSE....! THE 50 BUCKS FOR YOUR OLD JEANS PROMOTION WAS ENDING TODAY...!

So lucky of me to check it out beforehand...! Cause Boon and i actually planned to get it done together on Monday next week.! But while i was sourcing for shoes at AMK Hub, i INCIDENTALLY found out that it was the last day due to "OVERWHELMING RESPONSE".

Inner voice whispers inside of his head : "Tsk... Typical Singaporeans..."

Second inner voice whispers inside of his head : "So says the one who rushed home immediately to get the jeans for the promotion."

AND YAY.! I finally got rid of two distasteful jeans given to me by $%#^%^$!@#%%$&$%. I don't wanna name her out in public for OBVIOUS reasons... The gesture was nice...! I truely appreciate the thought.... But.... GREEN JEANS.!?!? Come on... SERIOUSLY....?! That's like... FASHION FAUX PAS for my GENERALLY BLACK THEMED WARDROBE....

And the kiddy Hang Ten jeans had to go too...! Freaking eye sore for YEARS. But... Ah... What can i say.? Procrastination is a bitch. And i'm so into her... xD BUT HEY.! Its a VAST IMPROVEMENT for me as compared to last year.! Looks like NC is living up to his New Years Resolution unlike you buggers.... =X

And i just realised something after buying the two pair of Levi's... I ACTUALLY HAVE A LOT OF HIGH END JEANS O.O....! Feel so guilty for neglecting them... Better stop wearing the lower secondary school shorts and start wearing jeans... Even though they are so COMFY~ XP

So adding on to the collection... I actually have...

A Heavyweight G-Unit Baggy Jean.

(This was back from the time when i was into the baggy jeans look xD Can't believe i wore this when i was so short xD)

A Sean John Baggy Jean

(FREAKING LOVE THE BACK POCKETS... Made of PVC but... THE GOLD EMBROIDERY IS SO DAM COOL.! =DDDDDD)

A Jet Black Levi's Red Tag 501 Button Fly Jeans

(From what i've heard, its been discontinued. O.O... Sad, cause its a really nice pair of jeans... Not sure though. But it doesn't matter, I LOVE THE BUTTONS rather then zips =D)

A Washed Out Dark Blue Levi's 523 Jeans

(This is the new pair i bought.! After trading in my old jeans, its the only blue jean in my wardrobe. And... It isn't that bad... I like the mini pocket on the right side...! The shape is pretty different from the usual Levi's.)

A Washed Out Black Levi's 523 Jeans

(AH...! My BEST BUY for the day...! LOVE the color.! LOVE the style of Washing Out. LOVE the color of the threads they used to make the trademark butterfly at the back pockets and the borders of the pockets. LOVE the shape of the mini pocket. LOVE the black leather thingy at the back. =DDD)

HAHA.! THATS ALL MY JEANS.! What can i say...? I LOVE my jeans =P

P.S. : Now that my jeans is the center of attraction in my wardrobe both in term of style and monetary value, please start looking at them rather then my dwindling collection of shirts...

And anyone have any idea what are Levi's doing with the old jeans...? I'm guessing something like... Donation to Third-World countries or.... Recycling.

Note to self : START GETTING SHIRTS. Or a few new belt buckles to accompany my JEANS xD

Its A Bittersweet Symphony

2009-02-08T00:38:00.002+08:00

Not into the emo bullshit people usually dump on their blogs, but i just wanna give myself a reminder of what a bittersweet symphony tonight has been. And actually... I kinda loved it.

Top ten signs you've been using too much computer.

2009-01-31T20:50:00.007+08:00

You found out first hand that the limit of videos you can favorite on Youtube is 650...

You somehow managed to favorite more than 650 videos on Youtube.

You got a tan from the radiation from the computer's screen

Rather than saying "Hahaha.!" when you laugh, You say "LOL.!".

The emotions displayed on your face takes the form of emoticons.

You got more online friends than friends you know in real life.

You fix the computer yourself... At home... Alone... In your underwear...

You got a tattoo based on computer binary codes.

You know what the binary codes on the tattoo means.
(It means ACE... I HAD TO USE A TRANSLATOR TO FIND OUT WHAT IT MEANS, SO IT DOESN'T COUNT.!)

You know what is binary code.
(PFFT.! Sue me for being knowledgeable...)

P.S. : I'm only guilty for 3 out of the 10 so... YAY I'M SAFE.! =P

Mcdonald Character Exposé

2009-01-25T17:13:00.008+08:00

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKAAAAAAAAAAAAY........! LETS DO THIS SHIT.!

(Just trying to psych myself up to do this post ok....)

McDonald characters are part and parcel of our childhood. However... Have you guys ever wonder the TRUE story behind these familiar character....? Who they are and what they do when they are off the TV set... Well NC is here to give you an exposé on our enigmatic friends.!

Ronald McDonald

On screen :

Main character in McDonaldland

Off screen :

Being short on cash due to his alcohol addiction, Ronald was forced to get a second job.

He tried hosting kids birthday parties but it didn't work out well for him as he didn't know how to make balloon animals. And he HATES children.

An incident occurred in the suburbs of San Francisco when Ronald knocked a 7 years old boy unconscious when he was under one of his drunken stupor. He was arrested and put on bail. Batman, a big fan of Ronald, came to heard of his plight and decided to bail him out.

After hearing of the situation he was in, Batman offered Ronald the role of The Joker as the previous Joker was killed on set in an incident involving a giant mousetrap.Ronald took up the offer and played the role of Joker for many shows while fueling his alcohol addiction.

After falling out with his love interest Harley Quinn, Ronald realised that he had a serious issue with his addiction and admitted himself in AA.

Since then, he has been clean and patched up with Harley Quinn and has had a son.

Grimace

On screen :

Grimace is Ronald Mcdonald's unknown species, Down Syndrome and obese friend.

Off screen :

Grimace is actually Barney's half brother. He is the outcome of Barney's mother's random fling with Mr Potato from Disney's Toy Story 1 and 2.

His first breakthrough was in Mcdonalds but he was upset of the fact that he had very little exposure and decided to start scouting for a different role where he will be recognized.

His attempts for many different roles failed and he was told by his agent that it was due to his weight issues and advised Grimace to do something about it.

Diets were not going well for Grimace, so he decided to opt for liposuction at the local plastic surgery clinic. Grimace was not warned of the fact that removing such a vast amount of fats from his body would result in vast amounts of excess skin. Not having enough money to remove the excess skin, he was forced to work for spare cash in that condition.

After months of job scouting, Grimace's agent got him a lucky break. The employer thought that Grimace's looks were perfect for the role. Thus he got the role and assumed another identity.

Nowadays, he is more commonly know as Grimer from Pokemon.

Birdie the Early Bird

On screen :

Birdie is a bird hatched from an egg that Ronald Mcdonald found and looked after in McDonaldland.

Off screen :

Birdie is actually the lesser known sister of Big Bird from Sesame Street. Their relationship strained when Big Bird apparently refused to offer Birdie a role on Sesame Street. The exact words from Big Bird would be "There's only room for one bird on the set of Sesame Street sister..."

Shortly after that encounter with her older brother, Birdie went missing. She was last seen walking into Kentucky Fried Chicken at 16 March and has been missing since then.

Hamburglar

On screen :

A thief who steals burgers in McDonaldland.

Off screen :

Father, Bob, is a mechanic and mother, Marie, is a housewife. They had 2 children.The Hamburgler's parents were vegans, thus, they tried bringing up their children as vegans.

All was well until Hamburgler met Swiper from Dora the Explorer who gave Hamburgler his first taste of a Hamburger. Ever since his first encounter, he was hooked on to them and went on to lead a life of crime because he spent the whole family's money on burgers.

One day, he went and attempted to rob McDonalds to satisfy his cravings. This stunt caught the attention of Ronald McDonald who went on to offer him a job as an actor. All he needed to do was to be the Hamburgler and he will be paid with all the hamburgers he could ever want.

The Hamburgler ate far too many burgers while acting. And he had a heart attack 5 years into his career as an actor. He went for a surgery for his condition and he die because of a failed heart bypass surgery.

Mosquito Chick Magnet

2009-01-20T19:50:00.007+08:00

Here's a question for you guys.

What sucks more then a mosquito bite on your arm...?

Give up yet...?

FIFTEEN FUCKING MOSQUITO BITES ALL ON THE SAME ARM. DON'T ASK ME HOW I GOT THEM.

All i know is. Last night, i was feeling ill. So i went to bed early to get some extra rest. I went to sleep around... 11:30...?

Slept...

12:30

I woke up. My whole body felt all burning hot. As though i had a sunburn or something. My left arm was itching like HELL.

Then after scratching for awhile, i realized there was many small bumps throughout my whole arm... Got kinda freaked out so i turned on the lamp to see what the fuck was going on. And... TADAA... FIFTEEN FUCKING MOSQUITO BITES.

If there was a God. I bet mosquitoes were his idea of SADISTIC FUN.

The females of most mosquito species suck blood (hematophagy) from other animals, which has made them the most deadly disease vector known, killing millions of people over thousands of years and continuing to kill millions per year by the spread of infectious diseases.

"Hmmm... The humans look so happy even though they have fallen from MY grace... OH.! I know.! I'll send VERMINS to not only FEAST upon THEIR BLOOD, but cause them UNBEARABLE ITCHES on their skin which will be INFLAMED if they should try to RELIEVE THEMSELVES BY SCRATCHING.!"

You know what really sucks the most about them..?

The fact that they could survive from prehistoric time all the way to this very era means that they are VERY LIKELY to be staying in existence for a LONG TIME...

Mosquitoes are adept at infiltration and have been known to find their way into residences via deactivated air conditioning units.

OH GREAT... Just what we NEED. A Mosquito that can pull a fucking Mission Impossible on us and get to us by "going through our air-conditioning"...

Both male and female mosquitoes are nectar feeders, but the females of many species are also capable of hematophagy (drinking blood).

Greedy bitch... Stick to nectar will you.?!

Females do not require blood for their own survival, but they do need supplemental substances such as protein and iron to develop eggs.

OH GREAT... So i'm feeding them to create more of them to feed on me.?! WHOOP-DEE-FUCKING-DOO.!!!

Female mosquitoes hunt their blood host by detecting carbon dioxide (CO₂) and 1-octen-3-ol from a distance.

OH YIPPIE.! SO THE ONLY WAY FOR ME TO AVOID THEM IS TO STOP BREATHING.! GREAT.! DIE OF SUFFOCATION or DISEASES.!

Ok. In my opinion, there's only ONE good mosquito.

A dead one.

P.S. : Fifteen fucking mosquito bites on the same arm in an hour. Looks like I'M the Mosquito Chick Magnet ;D

AHAHA .! THE THINGS ABOUT LANGUAGES.!

2009-01-18T23:34:00.004+08:00

AHAHA.! OK.! Two things to blog about today.! Oddly, both concerns LANGUAGES.

Firstly.! My bro and i were eating this White and Black Sesame seed, Peanut and honey candy thingy. Then after both of us took one piece, my bro went to look at the packaging of the product. Right in front of it, it says, : " Taste Really Indian.!"

AHAHAHA.! Then he turned around and look at me with this freaking funny blank countenance. STUNNED. After that, we both immediately went to brush our teeth... HAHAHA.!

If that really tasted Indian, i would have to say that Indians taste DIABETIC and really NUTTY. Slightly BURNT too... (NOT BEING RACIST.! Just that the Black Sesame Seeds were slightly over done... xD)

NEXT.!

Georgie and i were just talking about some random stuff... Something to do about Ang Moh Liu Lians. Somehow it got to the topic of La Bi Xiao Xin (Crayon Shin Chan)... xD And how the Taiwan voiceover version sounds nicer.

This is the Taiwan version and this is the China version. Go compare them if you wanna. Come on.! WHO ARE YOU KIDDING.?! THE TAIWAN KICKED CHINA'S ASS.! Maybe thats why China wanted Taiwan back. Cause they can get distribution rights of Lai Bi Xiao Xin. xD

IT. JUST. SOUNDS. PLAIN. STUPID.! The women in it sounds so... Madam-Zhang-Wei-Just-Got-A-Part-Time-Job-As-A-Voiceover-ish.!

Point is.? Language is a POWERFUL thing...

P.S. : Honestly, when i first came across that picture and was told to punctuate it correctly. I did it this way. "A women, without her, man is nothing."

You can call me a fag for all i care.! That was how i saw it.! xD

Checkpoint 1 of Life

2009-01-16T12:55:00.003+08:00

Ah.. Ok, i know i usually don't blog much about my LIFE but... COME ON....! ITS SUCH A MOMENTOUS POINT IN MY LIFE.! xD.!!!

Ok, This week a few things happened, obviously O Levels Results is one of those BIG-LIFE-CHANGING-THINGAMAJIG-JU-JU-CRAP. So lets tackle the few thingys one by one...

Ya ya ya... O Levels Results.
Four words. TOTALLY. FUCKING. SURPRISED. MYSELF. xD.!!!

This was what happened in the hall when it was my turn to get my results.
"Alright... Who's next.? Nicholas ar.? Come here."

*Takes the booklet thingy and result thingy.*
"Ok... Go sign that paper."

*Signs the paper thingy.*
"Ok Nicholas... Your maths... You passed.! B4.!"
"WOOOHOOOO.!!!"

*Shouts like a retard and jumps on the chair.!"

*Whole hall turns around."

*Tries to sit still.*
"Wow...! Your English is an A1...!"
"WOOHOOO.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*Shouts like a retard and jumps on the chair AGAIN.!"

*Whole hall turns around AGAIN."

*Tries to sit still AGAIN.*
"Ok... Your L1R4... You got... Wow...! 10 Points.! Good job.!"
"WOOHOO.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I GOT 10 POINTS.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*Shouts like a retard and jumps on the chair YET AGAIN.!"

*Whole hall turns around YET AGAIN."

*Take my thingys and went to look at my results.*

Yup. Thats about it i guess... xD These are my results.

English - A1 (YAY.!!! HAHA.! I already said if this subject no distinction. GEK SIM =( )

SS/Hist - B3 (Pretty standard i guess... Mrs Kuan expected A2 though...)

Maths - B4 (HAHA.! YAY.! From F9 to B4.!)

Phy/Chem - (A2.! YAY.! TAKE THAT CHEMISTRY.!)

Design & Technology - A1 (Bloody hell... If i don't get A1 i'm gonna start killing all the markers one by one... I PUT IN SO MUCH EFFORT LA.!)

Principles of Account - ABSENT (AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.!)

Chinese - B3 (WOOHOO.! THANK YOU TUITION TEACHER.! POWER OF HALF HEARTED STUDYING AND PLAYING DAI DI AT THE BACK.!)

Chinese (Oral/Aural) - Merit (JIANG HUA YU... HUA YU KU.! xD)

AND i just finished JAE =D

Filled up only 5 options... NOTHING ELSE TO PUT.

1st - Nanyang Polytechnic 's Industrial Design

2nd - Singapore Polytechnic's Experience and Product Design

3rd - Ngee Ann Polytechnic's Experience and Product Design

4th - Singapore Polytechnic's Marine Engineering

5th - Temasek Polytechnic's Product and Industrial Design

(Temasek Polytechnic's School of Design isn't as good as people thinks man... Look at their Advance Standing and compare it with Nanyang's.)

NEXT.! MY SHOE MASTERPIECE.!

YES I DREW THAT. HEE..... =D
ITS A GORILLA AND A BABOON. NOT AN ANOREXIC LION... TSK. Shouldn't have drawn the baboon in that pose.

P.S. : OMG... MY LEFT FOOT'S PINKY TOE NAIL BROKE OFF.!!! Doesnt hurt though... Hope it grows back soon... =(

Its Been a BUSY Week.

2009-01-11T21:21:00.002+08:00

Aloha fools.! Sorry for not posting more frequently but.. Its been a busy week.... And today is my REST DAY.! =D Managed to watch 3 movies.! And i've just finished watching the first two Indiana Jones.!

Indy was ok... Its a "Family Classic" but... It just ain't enough... Its one of those movie where its nice to watch... But you wouldn't really want to watch it again until you forget the storyline or something.

I don't know if it applies to everyone but... I think that once you reach a certain point in your "ability to critic", movies where everything-seems-to-work-out-well-and-yay-happy-ending-without-a-realistic-reason doesn't seem to be ok anymore. Thats why Indiana Jones didn't really register well with me. Throughout the whole movie, its like, "How the fuck does he know theres a trapdoor.?!" or "Oh come on.... All the gunners are blind or have cerebral palsy.?!" Just a WEE BIT too kiddy and unrealistic for my liking...

HOWEVER.... I TOTALLY FOUND A DIAMOND-IN-THE-ROUGH MAN.! I saw bits of it in a music video of Sting - Shape of My Heart and Mandy said she saw it on an airplane. But DAM..... TOTALLY DIDN'T EXPECT IT TO WOW ME SO MUCH.!

Léon: The Professional is a French film. Its FREAKING UBER COOL....(I REALLY MEAN IT WHEN THE WORDINGS ARE IN CAPITAL AND IN BOLD.! xD)

Leon is a hitman played by Jean Reno. Theres a girl Matilda played by Natalie Portman when she was like... 13.? BUT DAM... SHE CAN ACT REALLY WELL. She prolly acted better then 99% of Mediacorp's actors.! (1% cause i never really watch TV nowadays XP)

But it goes roughly like this. Matilda's family got murdered by a corrupted cop, Stan, played by Gary Oldman. Cause Matilda got pissed by the fact that they killed her little brother, she approached Leon. She wanted to be trained by him so that she could avenge her little brother.

But i'll think i'll just stop here... xD Go watch the thing and find out yourself.! THE ENDING IS TOTALLY AWESOME... Trust me... I give it 9.5/10 (0.5 off cause it had to END xD)

When the movie was starting, i saw this name Luc Besson. I was thinking to myself... "Eh... Sounds really familiar...." When i checked him out. WOOT. HIS A FREAKING GOOD DIRECTOR.!

His the man behind Yamakasi, Taxi, Transporter, District 13 AND MORE.! =O
If you haven't heard of those movies, you don't know what your missing out on man...! Go check them out.! Its those freaking-action-packed-can't-get-out-of-seat-to-pee-cause-of-the-adrenaline-rush MOVIES.!

Go "buy them online" at "LEGAL" places like Amazon if you really want to watch them xD

P.S. : NC is in no way responsible for advertising or promoting the use of illegal online downloading of movies. xD

Chill Pill Post

2009-01-05T10:58:00.006+08:00

HEYLOW~ Alright, i've been doing "serious" posts and i don't wanna make that something regular here so... THIS POST IS A CHILL OUT POST.! =DDD

A picture paints a thousand words, so... DRAW ON YOUR FUTURE ASSIGNMENTS.! GOOD LUCK TO THOSE RECEIVING YOUR RESULTS SOON.! =DDDDDD

AHAHA.! BEEP BEEP.!!! ZOOM................................

AHAHAHA.! IS HE WEARING DIAPERS.?!?! I CAN'T TELL.!!!

Now we know where the POT OF GOLD is.....

AHAHA.!!! LOOK AT THAT BOY'S FACE.!
"HUH... WHY IS SHE WALKING TOWARDS ME.... OH NO... I THINK MY PANTS IS TOO TIGHT...."
Does anyone else besides of me think that this picture was taken in Thailand....? O.o The chick looks thai...

*Mission Impossible Theme Song starts playing...*

AH.....!!! That's just too CUTE man..! xD

O.O... NEVER.GONNA.EAT.THEM.ANYMORE....

AHAHA.! xD Beer commercials should show stuff like this.! xD

"GRRR WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"OK....... DUDE... CHILL....."

AHAHAHA.!!
"ME SO DRUNK... @.@...."

"Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then SuperMan Dat Hoe "
They're SuperMan-ing TOO WELL...

"Don't make me KUNGFU your ASS BITCH....!"

AHAHA.! Looks like a baby Scooby Doo.! xD
"Zhorry Shaagy...."

"FREEZE.! HANDS OFF THE... SPRING ONION.?!?! DON'T YOU EAT BAMBOO.?!"

P.S. : OH YEA... IT IS A BAMBOO.! xD Poor Kung Fu Panda... Useless against a gun...

Resolutions For 2009

2008-12-31T13:54:00.007+08:00

Ah... New Years Day... A really special day of the year where all of us... Sit down, and think. Seriously think about what accomplishments we wish to achieve, and even go to lengths to draw up a "New Years Resolution".

But... How often do we even get to out resolutions..? Lets just say procrastination is one cruel bitch. xD This post was suppose to be out by LAST NIGHT. AHAHAHA.!

Nevertheless, as part of a attempt to break the cycle, i'm gonna draw up a resolution for this year. Hopefully i'll be able to cross off a few of those crap throughout the year.

- O Levels... Get into either Product Designing or Marine Engineering. Otherwise, forget it. I'd rather use a year to re-sit for O Levels and get the course of my desire then waste 3 years in a course i hate.

(TOTALLY LEARNED MY LESSON FROM POA...)

- Be more dedicated to my studies if i make it. (No excuses now since its the course of MY CHOICE.)

- Keep this blog alive. (Should be pretty easy... =D)

- Get some CASH by getting a JOB =/

(STEADY AR SHIN.?! >=D VICTORIA SECRETS ALL THE WAY MAN.! WOOHOO.!!!)

- Starting reading more books again.! (Shut up. ME HEARTS READING... ;D)
Charles Darwin - On The Origin Of Species
Charles Darwin - The Descent of Man, and Selection in Relation to Sex
Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel - The Phenomenology of Spirit
Richard Dawkin - The Blind Watchmaker
Richard Dawkin - The God Delusion
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Percy Jackson Series (Mandy, when i get my dough.! I'll get it.! I'll lend you too.!)
Eragon Series (Yea... I'm a reader that isn't catching up with times well... =/)
Etc...
(Ah... Omg... I'm becoming a GEEK.... All so SCIENCE-ISH one...)

- Buy a violin.! I want the ELECTRIC ONE =O

- Continue learning my violin (OMG... xD)

- Learn how to ride a bicycle AGAIN AGAIN. (OMFG 3 TIMES ALREADY LEH.! I better get a bike and ride regularly so i won't forget...)

- Polish up on swimming and start swimming regularly. (Speedos... NOT.! AHAHAHAHA.!)

- Feel like learning how to skateboard...

- Polish up on boxing.! (All need money to buy equipment...! AH...!!!)

- GO PLAY BOSSABALL AGAIN.

- Bring out my DOGGIES more often. (If not they maul me whenever i go to them...)

- Stop being mean to people.

- TRY NOT to be mean to people who OBVIOUSLY DESERVE it.

- Break up with my SEXY, SEDUCTIVE mistress PROCRASTINATION... (I love you baby... But this isn't working for us.... xD)

- Reduce the time i hang out with my FUN friend LAZINESS... (Sorry man... Its you NOT me... Your a fucking slob... xD)

- Try to buy more tissues from those uncles and aunties peddling them. (But not too much la... I'm not trying to give myself a tissue paper cut luh.)

- Keep my room neat and organised... (Ah... I'll TRY...)

- Be less social apathetic. READ MORE NEWSPAPER AND WATCH MORE NEWS)

- Stay together with... NC junior.! (I LOVE MY INNER CHILD.! =DDDD)

Ok.! Thats about it i think... Hope this shit works.!

P.S. : According to Wikipedia...

Recent research shows that the new years resolution starts the day of new years (January 1st) and ends the first day of the next year .While 52% of participants in a resolution study were confident of success with their goals, only 12% actually achieved their goals. Men achieved their goal 22% more often when they engaged in goal setting, a system where small measurable goals are used (lose a pound a week, instead of saying "lose weight"), while women succeeded 10% more when they made their goals public and got support from their friends.

And the most popular resolutions are....

1. Lose Weight
2. Gain Weight
3. Get out of Debt
4. Save Money
5. Get a Better Job
6. Get Fit
7. Eat Right
8. Get a Better Education
9. Drink less Alcohol
10. Quit Smoking
11. Reduce Stress
12. Take a Trip
13. Volunteer to Help Others
14. Be Less Grumpy
15. Be more independent
16. Watch less violence

Hey God... You There...?

2008-12-28T16:42:00.011+08:00

Please be informed that this post contains SCRUTINY on RELIGIOUS issues. Don't bother reading it if your really SENSITIVE about issues like that. If you plan to read this, read it with an OPEN HEART and take things with a pinch of salt as i am merely expressing my opinions and i'm NOT forcing any ideas on you.

Ah yes, Religion. Its CONTROVERSIAL. And its an issue that will never be solved anytime soon. There just isn't enough HARD SOLID evidence on the atheist's side to stuff in religion's face. Vice versa.

Personally, i'm AGNOSTIC on the verge of ATHEISM. What does it mean.? Agnostic pretty much means not sure of the existence of god. Atheism means that one thinks that god isn't real.

Things worked out for me in the scientific point of view i guess. I felt that CREATIONISM (The belief that a God created the universe.) was A HARNESS ON CURIOSITY... Its like what Richard Dawkins said :
"I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world. "

And i don't like following blindly. Give me a reason and i shall believe.

But for now. I'm sticking to Darwin. Evolution makes sense to me. Its been shown through fossils but the ONLY REASON why its still classified as a "THEORY" is because of the fact that it hasn't been recorded in action. Creationist often pick on the fact that evolution is just a theory and has not been proven. Gravity which is such a big part of our lives is a theory too. But it HAS WORKED for us so far hasn't it.?

All those fossils that has been carbon dated to be MILLIONS of years old unlike the statement base on the Bible that shows the Earth to be ROUGHLY 6500 YEARS OLD. Fossils that shows the pattern of evolution through the ages. All dubbed as FALSE by Creationism. Isn't that like having a BIG piece of EVIDENCE placed IN FRONT of you but SHUTTING your eyes so that you can stick to what you've been doing for the past 2 thousand years...?

Gene A. says:

God put fossils on this planet that are 1,000,000,000+ years old to fool us

xD.!!!

Ah man... This thing about religion is just... BLAH. Maybe that's cause i've haven't been erm... "TOUCHED by God's GRACE" or something. But i'm too LOGICAL of a person to believe that God exist i guess... I'll re butt situations like "having an OUT OF THE WORLD EXPERIENCE" as a stimulation of the brain due to certain catalyst. That's the way i am AT THIS POINT IN TIME i guess...

Just ponder over this. Which one seems more LOGICAL.

The UNIVERSE being CREATED by a GOD and THE BIBLE being an ACTUAL ACCOUNT OF HISTORY.

or

THE BIBLE and GOD being a CREATION of a HUMAN.

I find the LATTER more logical. If you were to PLACE YOURSELF IN THE SHOES of a man roughly 2000 years back. Where science was RELATIVELY UNKNOWN and the ORIGINS of everything was DUBIOUS. Wouldn't you come up with reasons such as humans being created by a greater being.?

Judging by this, the author of the Bible is prolly a human wouldn't you think...? Lets call him... Pringles xD (My dad is eating them beside me. xD)

If you were to read the Bible, the women are shown as the product of men. Eve was created from a rib of Adam which made her INDEBTED to Adam and had to be at HIS SERVICE. Eve was also BLAMED for making Adam eat the Forbidden Fruit from the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil. And she was DOOMED TO SUFFER for doing so thus she has to endure labor pains blah blah blah.

Wouldn't it make sense that such a SEXIST "story", so to speak, would have been created by Pringles, an ANCIENT MAN who was used to MALE EMPOWERMENT and uses that as a way to EXPLAIN the female biological functions...?

In the Bible, humans were DIRECTLY DESCENDED from only two humans. Adam and Eve. Doesn't it makes sense to you if the Bible was written by an ANCIENT MAN like Pringles.? A man who DOESN'T have the INTELLECT and IDEA based on FOSSILS collections to CONCEPTUALIZE evolution. And thus, he would use what was easily available to him to explain the creation of the human race...?

At his time, humans were REPRODUCING through INTERCOURSE and that was the only "idea" Pringles had to explain how humans came to be. And being unable to explain how the first 2 humans came to be, Pringles CONVENIENTLY "created a God" to "create the first 2 humans".

And the Ten Commandments.

1. You shall have no other gods before me.

2. You shall not make for yourself an idol.

3. You shall not make wrongful use of the name of your God.

4. Remember the Sabbath and keep it holy. (Sabbath = 7th day = Sunday)

5. Honor your father and mother.

6. You shall not kill.

7. You shall not commit adultery.

8. You shall not steal.

9. You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.

10. You shall not covet your neighbor's wife. You shall not covet anything that belongs to your neighbor.

The words from God himself. Why does it seem so RIGHT and JUST...? Well... Think about it this way. If Pringles was the HUMAN AUTHOR of the Bible like i said, he would have been somewhat like us. Someone who has a CONSCIENCE. Someone who has an UNDERSTANDING OF MORALS. And CONSCIENCE is something we HUMANS GENERALLY SHARE.

We may come from DIFFERENT walks of life but our CONSCIENCE will not DIFFER too much. So if Pringles were to create a Ten Commandments based on HIS CONSCIENCE, it would naturally seem fair to MOST of us wouldn't it.?

Why would i say that the Ten Commandments aren't the words of God but of Pringles.?

5. Honor your father and mother.

6. You shall not kill.

7. You shall not commit adultery.

8. You shall not steal.

9. You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.

10. You shall not covet your neighbor's wife. You shall not covet anything that belongs to your neighbor.

This 6 Commandments are something that seem NATURALLY FAIR to us because, being GRATEFUL to the parents who brought us up is POLITICALLY RIGHT. And so is not killing, stealing and doing INJUSTICE to thy neighbor.

What about the other 4 Commandments..?

1. You shall have no other gods before me.

2. You shall not make for yourself an idol.

3. You shall not make wrongful use of the name of your God.

4. Remember the Sabbath and keep it holy. (Sabbath = 7th day = Sunday)

The First Commandment is to ensure that the "God" Pringles created remains in TOTAL POWER.

And the next 3 is to ENSURE that this God Pringles created will not be BEFOUL and FORGOTTEN like many of the OTHER ANCIENT RELIGIONS that EXISTED at THAT TIME.

The Second Commandment would AVOID a MISUNDERSTANDING when Pringles's religion is spreading. Cause when an IDOL is CREATED and USED to REPRESENT a God. It gets changed when a second idol is CREATED to MIMIC the ORIGINAL and thus, the origins of the god would be CONFUSED. An example of this would be Buddhism. The origins of the Goddess of Mercy or Guan Yi Ma is NOT CONFIRMED. It is thought to be an Indian PRINCE who turned into a God. Looks like he got a sex change on the way to China. xD

The Third Commandment obviously is to MAKE SURE that the "God" wouldn't be blamed for "Human's misdoing". Example, the suicide bombers "killing in the name of Allah".

The Fourth Commandment is to ENSURE that followers of Pringle's Religion would remain FAITHFUL and PIOUS by dedicating every Sunday to God. Example, Christian Sunday school.

Well... I think I'll just stop here. Just be reminded, I'm NOT trying to CONVINCE you that religion is a bunch of crap. Nor am i saying that Atheism is the right way of life. I'm just SHARING MY VIEWS on religion and why am i not religious. I am in no way trying to force my views upon you.

P.S. : There isn't a point FLAMING me on this post because... That WOULDN'T PROVE the existence of God. If you have THAT much time, go try proving that HE exist. And the flavor of the Pringles my Dad was eating is Original ;D

In Your DREAMS

2008-12-24T20:02:00.004+08:00

Ah. I'm back. Wanted a little break from this blogging thingy. Not that i don't enjoy it or its laborious, but its more of... Me being sick of the computer. Ah, doesn't matter. I'M BACK~~~

Not really into Xmas so i'm not gonna do a post on it~ I'd much rather do something else more interesting and meaningful like... DREAMS.! No, not aspirations, dreams as in those you get when your asleep.!

Although dreams and its purpose are not fully understood, THEY'RE PRETTY DAM FUN TO HAVE.! xD.! Personally, i rarely have NICE DREAMS and NIGHTMARES, but having weird dreams are pretty dam fun too.! =D (I think it has something to do with eccentric mindsets... Maybe thats why i only have weird dreams...)

Its sucha pity that i can't remember most of my dreams... You know what, i'm gonna start keeping a dream journal.! I'm gonna place a book beside my bed and scribble down any dreams i have.! Should be fun.! Imagine flipping through the book like 10 years later and remembering those dreams that you had. =D

There're a few different kinds of dreams... And i think these few are FREAKING COOL =O

LUCID DREAMS
Lucid dreams are dreams where one is conscious and is able to control his/her dreams.! HOW FREAKING COOL IS THAT.?! Why don't i have dreams like that =(... Wish i could experience that...I would totally summon a monkey by my side. =DDD

Déjà Vu
Its sort of a normal dream that you have but don't really remember. Until one day, a similar situation occurs, and memories of that dream will come flooding to you and somehow, the situation you experience matches your dream =O.... But i think this is all coincidental... I doubt it has anything to do with clairvoyance...

Dream Incorporation
THIS IS DAM FUN IF YOUR NOT THE ONE EXPERIENCING IT.! HAHA.! This is a dream where an external stimulus affects the person who is dreaming and it becomes a part of the dream. For example, When your having one of this dream and i shout "BANG.!". That "BANG.!" becomes part of your dream. Maybe it becomes an explosion, or a really loud fart xD Something along that line. So if i wanted to disturb you... I'd keep saying "Itchy~" xD

Imagine... Someday, scientists managed to completely understand and manipulate dreams.! Maybe like a... DREAM INDUCING SLEEPING EYE MASK.! Before you sleep, enter on the eye mask what is it you would like to dream. Then when you sleep, you will dream whatever you wanted to.! That would be so freaking cool.! But then again... I'm dam sure that people will abuse it... Using it as a way to escape from reality... Yet another substitution for drugs... Ah.! Forget about that idea.!
(Furry limited edition.!)

I KNOW.! LUCID DREAM SLEEPING CAP.! Wear it and you will be able to control your dreams.! =OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(What a shit head... XP)

OH OH.! DREAM INCORPORATING SLEEPING EARMUFFS.! Whatever you hear becomes part of your dream.! Interesting way to spice up your dream.! So just before you sleep, wear the DREAM INCORPORATING SLEEPING EARMUFFS and play a movie.! HAHA SO FUN.! =DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
(Hope this comes in Dark Blue.! Oh, and hope this comes free too XP 3 FREAKING THOUSAND BUCKS... X.X....)

M.... Maybe... OH.! DREAM SHARING PILLOW.! Its like before you sleep, you choose someone who has a DREAM SHARING PILLOW too. Then if the other party agrees, both of your pillows are linked.! So when both of you sleep, and when either one of you dreams, you can talk to each other or do whatever the hell you want to.! I think this is an A-W-E-S-O-M-E invention.! Imagine how much it would help couples with bad relationship problems due to lack of time spent together. Usually a working class person would have no time for his family cause he'd be home late and all shagged. Now he can spend good quality time with his family.! Just need to get a DREAM SHARING PILLOW for each of the family and your done.!
(THIS IS TOO CUTE.! xD)

Oh man.! I wish i'm still alive when these inventions become a reality... So cool luh... If anyone of you have any other ideas.! =D

I-NEED-A-BREAK

2008-12-20T00:09:00.003+08:00

Ok.
F.R.I.E.N.D.S. totally made me a couch potato for the past few weeks.
Now that Youtube removed it, i gotta find something else to do. I wanna do something else. Getting SIANNED out of my mind.

I smell another hiatus.
I feel another hiatus.
I want another hiatus.
I need another hiatus.
Blah blah blah blah hiatus.
Oidnowro owkerm hiatus.
123243 254564343 hiatus.

P.S. : I'll be back online after you decrypt "Oidnowro owkerm hiatus." and "123243 254564343 hiatus." . Should be easy ;D *Cough.!* POINTLESS.! *Cough* ;D...

What Else Can I Say But... Steven Lim.?

2008-12-18T18:54:00.004+08:00

Steven Lim. International man of mystery. What is the mystery shrouding this man you may ask. The reason why he remains an enigma lies in one sole question... "IS HE FUCKING KIDDING.!?"

What could have been the catalyst to such an abomination of mentality...? Turning a decent young man into...
An attention seeking social deviant....
Alright, i was talking about him with Shin just last night and felt the urge to do a post "dedicated" to the "World's Most Handsome Guy". Oh my god... Did i just said that.? And i kissed people with this mouth.! Just pass me the Dettol.! PLEASE... xD

Anyways i think Steven Lim is an interesting person. Irritating and inappropriate but interesting nonetheless. Kinda like... Cockroaches. You hate them, but DAMN... They have some freaking cool survival abilities...

I think he does have his Pros... Just that they are all over shadowed by his Cons. So lets start with the Cons that WE ALL KNOW shall we.? ;D

CONS :
1. THE FACT THAT HE THINKS HIS ATTRACTIVE.
God... IS HE SERIOUS.?! He prolly got that major ego boost when he bulked up after his polytechnic days...
He said " I used to be very skinny and small sized as seen in the pic with my 3 years poly friends in the same position. I want to be a hunk! I went for a successful lasik operation which took away my myopia. With Self created formulas, I gained 18 kg of muscles within 6 months. I look miles better, stronger and have confidence that I never had before. "
When he was promoting the release of his own "Body Building Book".
"confidence i never had before."....? You have confidence NO ONE HAD EVER HAVE BEFORE. God...

2. The stunts he pulls to get attention.
His pretty much using all the mainstream medias such as Youtube, Friendster etc etc. If you were to check out his Youtube account... You will experience the follow emotions.
1st. Slightly amused by his crazy antics.
2nd. Starts warming up to his videos and indulge in stitch popping laughter.
3rd. Start to get disgusted and start feeling ashame for him as a fellow human being.
4th. Awed by how self delusional he is.
5th Ashamed as a fellow human being when you realise how pathetic his attempts are.

Thats what people usually feel like i guess. I still manage to laugh at his randomness, but Shin totally dislikes him xD i mean look at this video.!
"I'M GOING TO GEYLANG TOMMOROW~~~ YES.!" ROFLMAOL.! Totally DID NOT expect that xD.!

3. His totally inappropriate.
Well... i couldn't care less about this... Cause i feel as liberal as him, just that i understand that not everyone wants a step by step tutorial in washing a penis or a rectum....
"I SUFFERED INFECTIONS WITH YELLOW DISCHARGES N DISTURBING EXTREME PAIN N ITCHINESS during my secondary 3 or 4 period which i cant really remember. I have to run to my father for help and finally, he taught me how to wash mine with him demonstrating washing his!" (Just scroll down his website to find this 5th april 2008 entry)

That must have been awkward...
"AH PA~~~ MY LAN PA PAIN PAIN.!!!"
"Aiyoo... Let Ah Pa see... Lift a bit higher. Alamak.! You never wash is it.?"
"HAR.... Must wash meh....?! I never leh...."
"Don't worry Ah Boi. Come. Ah Pa SHOW YOU."
"Like that ar Ah Pa....?"
"NO LA STUPID. BRING HERE. I SHOW YOU HOW ITS DONE."
"Hehehe... Ah Pa... Ticklish leh."
"DON'T PLAY LA.! SERIOUS NOW. UNLESS YOU DON'T WANT YOUR BIRD BIRD.!"
"HAR...!!! DOWAN DOWAN.! I WANT MY BIRD BIRD.! OK OK I DON'T PLAY ANYMORE.! SORRY AH PA.!"

HAHAHA.! OOPS~ Kinda let my imagination took over for a second xD.!

Anyways, after reading that, you guys prolly wonder what kind of a person is Steven Lim's father don't ya.? I kinda found out on a Straits Time Paper, and DAMN... Was i surprised... His father is actually a pretty famous artist in Singapore, Lim Leong Seng.
What else can i say but... "I guess some apples do fall far from the tree from which it was created."
It just so happens that this apple fell off the tree. Rolled down the hill. Dropped into a truck. Hopped off the truck into NASA headquarters. Got kicked into a space shuttle. And got sent to some unknown planet. xD

Well... All that aside, he does have his Pros too...

PROS :
1. THE FACT THAT HE THINKS HIS ATTRACTIVE.
What really intrigues me about him is how DELUSIONAL he is.! I would never be able to imagine such a deluded human without actually seeing him. He really shows me the pinnacle of ignis fatuus and proves to me that the mind indeed is a powerful object...

2.
This is what a dude said in a website i googled.
Cannot. Making fun of Steven Lim is a national pastime. You will be depriving four million Singaporeans of their entertainment!!

Posted by menofclay on 25 May, 2005 - 12:17am

P.S. : If your reading this Steven Lim and your thinking of making a video response like you did to Xiaxue on her Top Seven Most Disgusting Bloggers (In the Singapore blogosphere)
Please don't call me a "Chicken Pie"... I really do prefer Shepherd's Pie ;D...

Do You Really...?

2008-12-17T20:40:00.003+08:00

Ok... Now that i'm back from the chalet... And now that i'm not feeling shitty, i'm gonna make a post... Just a random topic that popped in my head a few days back.
I kinda remembered someone who told me that she LOVED music and it was her LIFE... She even wanted to pick it as a course when she was choosing the polytechnic and course of her choice. Well... This post is dedicated to people who think you LOVE music and think that its your LIFE. You can choose not to read this post and remain an ignoramus for all i care. I just want to get this out of my chest once and for all.

MUSIC
Is it really your life...?
I've seen my fair share of blogs and people. Many seem to profess their love of music with cheesy, cliche quotes that makes blue cheese smell like daisies. Quotes such as "Music is my life." or "Whats life without music.?" and "I live for music." Shit like that. But i've always have my doubts when people make open claims like that. And i have my reasons. Stuff that would prolly make you ponder on the question, "What is music to you.?"

Reason Numero Uno :
I'm sure many of you would agree that life would suck without music. Think about it. How many hours do we idle away with some songs stuck deep in our head. How many times do we find ourselves humming or singing a little tune to liven up the boring hours or chores.
The thing is... YOU'VE-GOT-TO-LOVE-MUSIC.! Its something between a BARE NECESSITY and a LUXURY in life.! You REALLY NEED IT, but CAN LIVE WITHOUT IT. Its like COLORS. You really need colors in life, but color blinds are able to live devoid of it too. So it is not that you CAN'T-LIVE-WITHOUT-MUSIC... Its more of... IT-SUCKS-TO-LIVE-WITHOUT-MUSIC.
And because of the fact that many people thinks IT-SUCKS-TO-LIVE-WITHOUT-MUSIC but don't ponder on it enough, they THINK they can't live without music.

Reason Numero Dos :
Pretty much everyone LIKES music because it is so DIVERSE and it has many genres to appeal to almost every taste in existence. Its just like how there are many FLAVORS,TEXTURES and COLORS for each and every person's liking. Because of this, pretty much everyone LIKES music.! Because the word itself is so WIDE. Its like loving the bright colors on the rainbow, and saying that you love ALL COLORS when the rainbow doesn't cover all the colors in existence, such as the dull colors.
And because of the fact that many people THINK they love music, it kinda makes the quote "I LOVE MUSIC."... Sorta like... A lame quote.? It makes the word "LOVE" so much more lesser then it really is.

If you don't get what i mean then.... Gimme a second chance to explain myself.
For example.

Music. Pretty much everyone listens to it. And like i just said, "MUSIC is something between a BARE NECESSITY and a LUXURY in life." Its like something pretty much everyone does. So if you say you love it because you listen to it everyday. I think you don't LOVE it. I think you just LIKE it. Cause pretty much everyone listens to music or thinks about music everyday.

But if you were saying something else different like... Ok.

Dance. Not everyone does it. So if you told me that you LOVE dance because you do it everyday, i'll take you for it. Because Dance isn't something many people think of or do everyday, If you told me that you love it enough to be able to do it and think about it everyday. I'd believe that you love it. Because that is not something many people are able to do on a daily basis.

This is why i said that the word "LOVE" used in context with music, compared to "LOVE" used in context to dance, seems so much more meaningless and downgraded cause there are so many people who say they LOVE music when they only LIKE music.

I'm not saying that NOBODY TRUELY LOVES MUSIC. There ARE people who truely love music. But because of the fact that almost everyone LIKES music. You would have to do MORE THEN listen to music everyday to say that you truely love music.

These are people who wake up in the morning, and the first thing they think of would be music. Everything they do revolves around the love of their life, Music. Its not that they don't have a life. Its just that their life is Music. They find many ways to express their love of music, sing, compose, play and instrument. They have a PASSION for MUSIC. They make MUSIC without being told to. They make music out of their own choice. And its something they can't help but do too, just like falling in love. Be it an infactuation or Agapē. Its something they can't help but submit to.

They neglect their social lifes for music. They make sacrifices ordinary people wouldn't for music. Its because of the fact they are doing out of the ordinary acts that makes the word LOVE used in context to music more meaningful when it comes out of their mouth.

So... What IS music to you.?

Chocolate Bars

2008-12-13T13:25:00.007+08:00

Ok. Imagine this.

Your friend just got back from a holiday from some faraway country. He brought 3 Chocolate bars of the same brand and of the same flavour. He thought it was freaking delicious and wanted you to try them.

He just realised that the chocolate bars are going to expire on the same day he gave them to you. So he ask you to finish it up by today unless you wanted a seriously bad case of diarrhea and food poisoning.

Not wanting to crap your guts out, you went home. Sat your ass in front of the television. And you slowly start to eat them.

First Bar :

After taking your first bite, you kept yourself very aware of the flavours, the textures and the smoothness of the chocolate. You made sure that you experienced every single aspect of the chocolate bar as you slowly enjoy it.

After finishing the first bar, you felt thirsty but you couldn't be bothered to walk to the kitchen for a glass of water to quench your thirst. So you immediately went on to eat the next bar.

Second Bar :

After eating the first bar, you felt that you have experienced everything there is to the bar of chocolate. And instead of savoring this bar of chocolate, you just gobbled it up for the sake of eating while watching the television program to keep your mouth busy.

After finishing the second bar, you still felt thirsty but didn't want to go for that drink cause it isn't the advertisement on your television program. So you went on to your third final bar.

Third Bar :

As you were going to unwrap the chocolate bar, you realised, this IS YOUR LAST BAR. And you won't be able to buy it locally because its of some weird, unknown foreign brand in a weird language that makes you unable to Google it. You make a mental note to savour every bite of the whole bar because it is your last and your may never get the chance to eat it again. Every bite of the bar towards the end was relished. You even licked the chocolate off the wrapper from not only this bar, but from the other two bars too.

After finishing all 3 bars, you feel empty inside because you didn't enjoy the bars as much as you could. And now, you will never be able to.

Ok, some of you may ask, " What the fuck are you trying to get at.? Quit making me fucking hungry.!"

See, the thing is. What i'm trying to show here is, the people or things in your life are the 3 chocolate bars.

You may be thinking now," Well i know what your trying to get at.! You trying to tell me to appreciate the people and things around me before i lose them.! I KNEW THAT A LONG TIME AGO.! WHAT A WASTE OF TIME"

Yea, i knew that a long time ago too. And i've heard stories like this trying to tell a similar moral about life too. But i've always felt that "Appreciate those around you before you lose them." is just too shallow as a moral of the story. So i'm gonna give you more insight to my version of "Appreciate those around you before you lose them."

The 3 chocolate bars represent someone you met.

Initially after you meet them and get to know them. Things were a little like the first bar. You try to get to know them in every aspect. You learn about their characters and styles of doing things. These are represented in the story as the flavours, textures and smoothness of the chocolate.

After you felt like you know them. Things get a little boring because it all gets predictable like the second bar. So instead of appreciating the people you met. You just "gobbled" through them too. You fail to enjoy them as the special individuals you known them as.

But once you are nearing the end, be it death (Represented by the expiry date or by the end of all 3 bars). You start to rediscover them. You start to realise why is it that you got to like them and you start enjoying all their "flavours", "textures" and "smoothness" all over again. But you regretted the fact that the whole "second bar" in your life was wasted and will never be back again.

How can all of these be prevented.? It could have been prevented if you had taken that drink in between all 3 bars.!

If you had taken those drinks, it would have cleared your palates and ready you for the next bar. That simple drink of water would have reignite your crazy craving for the bars. It would have made the "flavours" of the next bar feel fresh and new again.

I'm not asking you to commit adultery or toss your friends aside when i ask you to get a drink. It may be like having some alone time.? Maybe a mini project to be done in the basement or garage.? Completing a jigsaw puzzle.? Just something to clear your mind and to break the monotonous cycle of boredom.

Yes, it IS that simple but why don't we ever get to it.? Its because of stuff like the "television program" and "waiting for advertisements". These two represent the foreign distractions and procrastinations. They are the things that was holding us back from "getting a drink". The drink that could have made every single bar taste like the first bar.

You may say that "Hey if i miss part of the show, i wouldn't understand the second part of the show.!" So it all comes down to prioritising. Would you rather miss a part of your show, or miss the experience of eating that chocolate bar.? So ask yourself, is it possible to catch a re-run of that show again.? If it is possible, then forget about the show.!

The true dilemma comes when the "show" is something you have to experience at that time. Maybe its a live telecast of a soccer match. Watching a LIVE and watching a RE-RUN of the soccer match is very different. If you miss watching a LIVE show, you will never get it the thrill back too like the chocolate bars. Which is why one has to make a tough choice. One can't always have the best of both worlds.

Well, i hope this post opened up your eyes. If your allergic to dairy products that makes you unable to eat chocolate bars... Well... Sucks to be you. XP

Anyways this post is dedicate to Stacy, my Miniature Pinscher. She passed away in front of me this morning due to kidney failure from old age. I loved her and may she rest in peace.

P.S. : If your trying to find faults with my analogy. Go get a life douche.

Worries

2008-12-12T19:29:00.012+08:00

Hey, i'm back from my little hiatus. Had some stuff going on and didn't really felt like blogging much. Anyways, today i'm going to talk about worries.! (God i sound like a children show host xD And the letter of the day is "J".... xD)

I consider myself a laid back person. Rarely/Close to never get stressed out. I've been told that i seemed confident and thats prolly why i don't get stressed out. But... See... The thing is... I'm not exactly confident but i'm still not stressed out. Cause... I feel that worrying, is a pointless thing to do. I have my reasons why i think so.

Firstly, i've found myself looking at many people at many instances worrying about something they can't control. I think thats the epitome of pointless-things-to-do. Its like a quote i once heard in a movie, "Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere."
IT APPLIES TO ALL ROCKING CHAIRS.! Even if you have...
A KAWASAKI ROCKING CHAIR.!
Or an...
AEROPLANE ROCKING CHAIR
Even a...
FREAKISHLY REAL LIFE-LIKE ROCKING HORSE ROCKING CHAIR.!
(Where the hell were all of these when i was young...)

Unless your this cheating bastard =X
So why stress yourself over something you cannot control...? Its just a plain waste of time and effort.

Lastly, the reason why i don't worry is because i'd rather focus all my thoughts and efforts into doing something about the problem, if anything can be done, than fretting and doing nothing about it. Sitting there, bitching and moaning isn't gonna help. So you may as well get up on your ass and do something about it.

Well... I'd like to take back on my words about worrying being totally pointless. Worrying works as a concern mechanism too... So i guess it kinda shows who cares for you, and that is not a pointless function by my standard...