The Speak FUCKING Good English Campaign.

Lets face it. It AIN'T working. Why.? Well.. They're taking it in the WRONG DIRECTION...!

Getting a bunch of local laymen or celebrities that are fluent in English isn't going to do SHIT for us...

Come on...! What do you expect us to do.? Do you expect us to go, "Oh my~ They speak so effing well~ I better make the effort to be JUST-LIKE-THEM~"Piss off... Wanna impress me.? Go grab a fish monger off a random wet market and make him quote Macbeth for me.
Wanna get the TRUE BLUE LOCALS to speak English.? REPLACE ALL THE DIALECT VULGARITIES WITH IT'S ENGLISH COUNTER-PARTS.

Soon, everything will fall into place, and you'll have the Aunty collecting soda cans asking around for "cylindrical aluminium alloy fluid containment apparatus" instead.